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45 Funny us quotes

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025