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32 Funny warning quotes

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

5 days ago

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

1 month ago

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

2 months ago

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

2 months ago

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

2 months ago

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

2 months ago

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

3 months ago

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

3 months ago

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

3 months ago

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

3 months ago

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

3 months ago

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

3 months ago

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

3 months ago

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

3 months ago

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

3 months ago

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

3 months ago

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

3 months ago

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

3 months ago

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

3 months ago

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

3 months ago