38 Funny warning quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like her alarm clock is more of a "brace yourself" signal for everyone else! 😅🔔📢

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

  Commentary:
  "Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine discovering that surprise the 'touchy' way! 😂👀✋ #BraillePranks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the original 'Skip Intro' that no one dared to fast-forward 😂🔍🎥 #VHSNostalgia"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

  Commentary:
  "When the hormones join the drama club, nobody's safe! 🎭😅🚨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the good ol' days when computers were drama queens! 😂🖥️ Ignoring their cries for help paved the way for the internet to take over our lives. A cautionary tale of technological rebellion that we should've listened to! 🚫🌐

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous "it's fine" – the code every man fears! 🙈 Remember, when she says it's fine, it's probably time to start drafting your apology letter! 💌😅 #ProceedWithCaution

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

  Commentary:
  🐊🚫 Sign at the zoo: "Don't stick your hand in the alligator cage." Well, that's sound advice, but who needs it? I'm more of a hands-on learner anyway. Just call me the Croc Whisperer! 😆 #AlligatorShenanigans

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