Funny Quotes About warning


  • Watch out! I'm fluent in sarcasm, proceed with caution.
  • I'm a walking disaster with a "danger: high voltage" sign.
  • I come with a warning label: may contain excessive amounts of sass.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a mess, so watch what you do.
  • Caution: entering my bubble may result in an overdose of weirdness.
  • Danger! I have a black belt in eye-rolling.
  • Approach with caution, I run on caffeine and chaos.
  • Warning: my sense of humor may cause uncontrollable laughter.
  • Proceed with caution, I have a PhD in sarcasm.
  • Step carefully, I trip over my own feet and words.
  • Caution: prone to random outbursts of song and dance.
  • Handle with care, I'm a little bit of a tornado mixed with sunshine.
  • Warning: my mind is a scary place, enter at your own risk.
  • Caution: I have a tendency to laugh at inappropriate times.
  • I come with a caution sign, handle with care or run for your life.
  • Beware: I have mastered the art of awkward small talk.
  • Danger! I'm armed and equipped with Dad jokes.
  • Warning: approaching me may result in endless puns.
  • Proceed with caution: my filter is usually on vacation.
  • Caution: I may spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

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