55 Funny warning quotes

• Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

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  1 week ago

  dating, easily, humor, i, joke, meet, meet up, men, plan, relationship, sacrifice, too, want, warning

• I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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  2 weeks ago

  Christmas, humor, i, meeting, met, real, said, Santa, tonight, trouble, warning

• “NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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  1 month ago

  advice, best, casual, casual tone, dishwasher, dishwasher safe, humor, just, kitchen, ok, safe, safety, tone, warning

• Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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  2 months ago

  health, humor, joy, lead, media, mental, mental health, news, optimism, positivity, relief, security, sense, stress, stress relief, warning, watching

• Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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  2 months ago

  bro, entertainment, got, humor, internet, just, phone, play, Pornhub, technology, video, virus, warning

• If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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  2 months ago

  believe, dating, deserve, honesty, humor, i, man, relationship, show, trust, warning, why

• You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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  2 months ago

  costume, costume safety, fly, flying, humor, label, labels, safety, superhero, superman, Superman costume, telling, warning, warning label, why

• My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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  2 months ago

  common, common sense, detergent, eat, glue, hair, humor, i, just, label, laundry, laundry detergent, lesson, life, life lesson, me, never, put, read, sense, telling, warning, warning label, whole

• Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, blowing, call, humor, phone, severe, severe thunderstorm warning, thunderstorm, warning, woman, women

• My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, chaos, daughter, family, household, humor, less, morning, rest, us, wake, wake up, warning

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