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6 months ago
Share →: People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Commentary:
"Breaking news: local hero ditches work to embrace feeling good 😎✨ Who needs a sick day when you can have a 'feeling awesome day' instead?! 🙌🏼 #WorkGoals #PrioritizeWellness"
6 months ago
Share →: Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Commentary:
"Who knew that dining out was just a fancy way of indirectly feeding the porcelain throne? 🤔🚽💸 Next time you treat yourself to a meal, remember, you're just investing in the plumbing system! 😂🍽️ #FoodForThought"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Commentary:
"Who needs hobbies and family when you can spend hours arguing with strangers online? 💻🤣 Remember, the internet never sleeps, but your loved ones might if you don't log off! #OnlineWarrior"
6 months ago
Share →: Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Commentary:
"Who needs a speech when a sassy eyebrow can do all the talking? 💁‍♂️💬 Less is more, darling! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of opposites attracting! 🛏️💕 One person starts the day with military precision, while the other sees bed-making as optional decor. It's a match made in heaven – or at least in the bedroom! 😄 #OppositesAttract
6 months ago
Share →: Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Commentary:
"Who knew fatherhood came with a side of environmental activism? 🌍💡 Don't mess with this dad – he's on a mission to save the planet one light switch at a time! 😄 #DadGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Commentary:
"Who needs microplastics when you can go big and chomp down on a whole package for extra crunch and fiber 🌟🍽️ Reduce, reuse, and recycle? Nah, just eat it all in one go! Bon appétit! 🤣🌍 #SustainableEating"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's game over for the end of the world, folks! 🎮🌍 Who knew all those hours of gaming practice would finally pay off? At least now your teen can proudly say their joystick skills aren't just for show! 😅🕹️ #SavingTheWorldOneLevelAtATime"
6 months ago
Share →: I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble art of oxygen-wasting, a truly underrated skill! 😅 Here we witness the master at work, gracefully sitting and triumphantly squandering precious molecules. May we all aspire to such lofty heights of idleness! 🌬️💨"
6 months ago
Share →: I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the magical time when leftovers start developing autonomy 🍲🤖. They are probably having a party in your fridge while plotting their escape mission! Time to set them free, brave soul 😄👋."