33 Funny waste quotes

• Time is precious, waste it wisely.

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  2 months ago

  choice, humor, irony, life, preciou, time, waste, wisely

• Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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  2 months ago

  away, home, humor, irony, paper, piece, receipt, shopping, take, throw, throwaway, tiny, waste

• I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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  2 months ago

  backyard, creativity, garbage, humor, i, just, neighbor, neighbors, outer, outer space, perspective, problems, shoot, space, try, waste

• “Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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  2 months ago

  again, chores, cleaning, dishes, doing, food, going, hours, humor, irony, just, pointless, put, satire, waste, water

• I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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  2 months ago

  crabby, humor, i, irony, own, self-reflection, strangers, time, unfair, waste

• People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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  2 months ago

  able, being, call, coming, feel, feel good, good, healthy, humor, i, office, people, productivity, should, time, time off, today, want, waste, work

• Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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  2 months ago

  diet, ever, finance, food, humor, i, money, satire, spending, spent, toilet, waste

• It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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  2 months ago

  argue, crazy, family, hobby, internet, need, people, stranger, strangers, time, waste

• Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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  2 months ago

  communication, expression, eyebrow, gestures, humor, raised, raised eyebrow, simplicity, statement, waste, words

• There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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  2 months ago

  bed, differences, every, humor, marriage, marry, morning, people, relationship, think, time, waste

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