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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.
Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?
Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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22 hours ago
Share →: Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Commentary:
"Beavers: Nature's original anti-water activists! 🦫🚫💧"
4 days ago
Share →: I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Commentary:
"Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! 💧🤪 #VintageHydration"
1 week ago
Share →: If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Commentary:
"Who knew ghosts get sea-sick too? 🚢👻💦"
1 month ago
Share →: College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Commentary:
"College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! 💻💦 #WaterBottleWarriors"
1 month ago
Share →: When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Commentary:
"When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"
3 months ago
Share →: They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Commentary:
"Water: the ultimate life force! 💧✨ Can't survive without it… Especially when you're in desperate need of that morning ☕️ fix! Who knew H2O had such power? 💦😄"
3 months ago
Share →: The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Commentary:
Looks like someone just invented the original form of "drop the mic" moment in history! 💦🛁😄 #OopsieDaisies
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Commentary:
"Remember, you're not just any water – you're Fiji water! 💧💎 Don't settle for pond-level treatment, because you're pure, refreshing, and definitely worth more than a murky puddle. Stay sparkling, darling! ✨💦"
3 months ago
Share →: Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the siren song of temptation leading to a steamy demise! 🔥🚿 Beware of the waters that hold more surprises than a mystery novel. Some showers are not for the faint of heart but for the brave souls willing to risk a spontaneous sauna session. Proceed with caution, or you might end up as a well-done dish instead of a relaxed bather! 😅🔥"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Commentary:
"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"