91 Funny water quotes

• The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

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  actually, amount, body, center, data, data center, drink, exaggeration, humor, hydrated, hydration, need, obscene, think, water

• I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

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  bathroom, bodily, bodily function, control, drink, function, humor, i, less, need, pee, peeing, situation, water

• It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

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  5, 8, alcohol, beer, beers, comparison, day, drinking, drinking water, fat, Funny, funny comparison, hours, humor, impossible, impossible task, kid, seems, seesaw, shot, shots, task, water

• Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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  afraid, anxiety, anyone, before, disposal, else, fear, fire, humor, left, match, normal, run, safety, still, under, used, water

• It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

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  bathroom, bathroom break, break, breaks, health, humor, hydrated, hydration, important, office, productivity, stay, take, water, work

• If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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  broke, childbirth, customer, customer service, emergency, fault, humor, last, last minute, minute, nice, pregnancy, procrastination, retail, retail worker, service, shop, shopping, water, week, worker

• The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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  actually, being, concept, contradiction, discomfort, disgusting, feeling, good, hair, hot, hot water, hygiene, irony, shower, showers, skin, water

• Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

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  ChatGPT, conservation, guys, humor, i, joke, need, shower, stop, technology, water, water conservation

• The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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  change, climate, climate change, daily, daily routine, day, drinking, glasses, health, humor, hydration, joke, ocean, rising, rising sea, routine, sea, water

• Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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  1, account, accounts, big, exaggeration, humor, just, likes, media, say, social, social media, water, wet

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