91 Funny water quotes

• If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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  9 hours ago

  humor, me, percentage, personality, self-deprecation, water

• They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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  10 hours ago

  50, body, family, human, humor, husband, observation, son, water, wind

• We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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  12 hours ago

  AI, AI bot, alive, bot, bots, country, drinking, drinking water, dumbest, entertain, entertainment, high-speed, high-speed rail, humor, infrastructure, people, porn, rail, satire, steal, technology, theft, water, water theft

• Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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  14 hours ago

  AI, center, conservation, data, data center, drink, drinking, humor, much, need, only, please, resource, sure, technology, thirst, thirsty, too, water

• I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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  14 hours ago

  AI, brushing, brushing teeth, conservation, corporation, environment, faucet, humor, i, ruin, spend, teeth, turning, water, water conservation, while

• Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

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  14 hours ago

  bored, boredom, conversation, daily, daily recommendation, drinking, girl, humor, hydration, joke, recommendation, start, water

• My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

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  16 hours ago

  30, body, confusion, doing, exhaustion, humor, i, know, pretending, self-deprecation, tired, water

• If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

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  18 hours ago

  cactus, drink, drink water, health, hydration, reading, reminder, water

• Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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  21 hours ago

  drink, flavor, humor, temperature, water

• Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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  1 day ago

  bag, bottle, experience, inconvenience, leak, leaking, top, water, water bottle, worst, worst experience

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