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52 Funny water quotes

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

1 month ago

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

1 month ago

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

1 month ago

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

1 month ago

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

1 month ago

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

2 months ago

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

2 months ago

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

2 months ago

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

2 months ago

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

3 months ago

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

3 months ago

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

3 months ago

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

3 months ago

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

3 months ago

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

3 months ago

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

3 months ago

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

3 months ago

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

3 months ago

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

3 months ago

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

3 months ago