To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder. Posted on3 hours ago
An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck! Posted on8 hours ago
You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.” Posted on14 hours ago
If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom. Posted on19 hours ago
“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself? Posted on1 day ago
Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water. Posted on2 days ago
Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water. Posted on2 days ago
I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night. Posted on3 days ago
They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind. Posted on4 days ago
They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. Posted on5 days ago
Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed. Posted on5 days ago
I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look. Posted on5 days ago