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🐶💁♂️ "Ah, the case of the egocentric pooch! 🚪🔔 Must be tough being the most popular pup in the neighborhood, huh? Just imagine the disappointment when he realizes it's not a fan club gathering but just the mailman! 😂 #SorryBuddyNotToday"
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- Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.
- Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”
- Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.
- Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.
- My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.
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"Ah, the great mystery of the universe: the moment you decide to go somewhere, suddenly everyone else has the same brilliant idea to flood the roads and sidewalks! 🚶♂️🚗 It's like the world is playing a collective game of 'Let's all go the same place at the same time and make it extra challenging for that one person.' Truly a daily adventure in patience and timing! ⏳😄"
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- Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.
- People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.
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