43 Funny whenever quotes

• I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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  1 month ago

  animal, comfort, companionship, happiness, i, just, me, penguin, sad, waddles, want, whenever

• I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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  1 month ago

  aviation, car, driving, flying, going, humor, i, joke, moment, panic, pilot, whenever

• Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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  1 month ago

  behavior, blame, cat, cat behavior, fault, humor, i, me, morning, morning routine, pet, pet humor, routine, together, too, wake, wake up, whenever

• Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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  1 month ago

  behaved, behavior, cause, home, humor, i, kids, me, observation, parenting, say, someone, well, well behaved, whenever

• My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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  1 month ago

  attention, dog, doorbell, humor, pet, pet humor, rings, self-centered, vain, whenever

• Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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  1 month ago

  around, awkwardness, end, family, humor, i, irony, looking, mother-in-law, ok, realization, relationship, story, tell, whenever

• There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, behavior, communication, everyone, font, font size, humor, i, me, name, sarcasm, size, someone, taken, team, type, whenever, workplace

• Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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  1 month ago

  career, emperor, feel, food, hate, humor, i, job, motivation, myself, perspective, positivity, remind, taster, whenever

• Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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  1 month ago

  again, back, beauty, confidence, faith, fine, high, high school, humor, i, justice, lose, nostalgia, reflection, school, today, whenever

• Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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  1 month ago

  ask, asking, awkwardness, friendship, gathering, humor, intervention, invite, normalize, over, social, social gathering, someone, whenever

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