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Funny wife quotes

Nov 20
Share →: Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.
Oct 15
Share →: I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.
Oct 7
Share →: “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.
Sep 30
Share →: I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.
Sep 29
Share →: Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.
Sep 28
Share →: As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.
Sep 28
Share →: The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.
Sep 25
Share →: My wife has the worst taste in men.
Sep 23
Share →: When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.
Sep 22
Share →: If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.