62 Funny woman quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

  Commentary:
  “You’re a cougar, they say! Oh, the horror of a woman empowering the younger generation with her wisdom and experience! 🐾💃 Embrace the cougar within you, and let the youth bask in your radiant glory! 🌟😂”

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine line between love and stalking – it's all about perspective, really! 🕵️‍♀️🤷‍♂️ Who knew gathering intel on your future spouse could be frowned upon? 😂#RelationshipGoals #StalkerInLove"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

  Commentary:
  Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have it all? She's a tightrope walker juggling madness and brilliance like a boss! 🤹‍♀️🤪🧠 #BalanceGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that annoyance could be so alluring? 🙄💁‍♀️ Watch out, world, here comes the most enchanting annoyance you've ever seen! 💃😜"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

  Commentary:
  Well, clearly the TV show is a mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn't solve! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Looks like the ultimate detective work falls on the remote control – the unsung hero of solo viewing sessions! 📺🦸‍♂️😆

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

  Commentary:
  🦁🐱 "I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive." 🐾🤣 Oh, the complexities of being a fierce and delicate powerhouse all rolled into one fabulous package! Embrace your inner lioness with a touch of purr-sonality! 🌟 #RoarAndMeow #SassyAndSensitive

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