22 Funny 40 quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

  Commentary:
  Not sure, but apparently, I need a manual and some face stickers! 👀🎨🤣

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️‍♂️😂📱"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turn—should’ve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! 🌌🌍😂 Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. 🚀⏳✨ Maybe next time we’ll discover a planet where Mondays are optional! 😉🌟

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! 🙈💁‍♀️ Who knew that "having it all" also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? 🍷🏠 Hang in there, ladies – at least the apartment is nice! 💪😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tale of transitioning from party animal to clean freak! 🎶🧹 Looks like it's bye-bye hangovers, hello sparkling countertops! Who knew adulthood could be this rhythmic? 💃🕺 #CleaningJam #AdultingWin

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about motivation! 💪 Push-ups at 3am just to impress her? That's dedication! 🌟 Who needs a gym when you have a crush like that, right? 😂 #LateNightWorkouts #LoveMotivation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're saying eating a donut counts as a workout now? 🍩💪 Talk about muscle activation in the tastiest way possible! 😂 Who needs a gym membership when you've got a box of donuts, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ #FitnessGoals #DonutLover

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🎉🔨 Imagine the sheer joy on their faces as they blow out the candles on a power tool-themed cake, surrounded by a backdrop of endless possibilities on the shelves of Home Depot. Just think of the party favors – tiny paint swatches, keychain tape measures, and of course, personalized hard hats for all the guests. 🎂🛠 Who needs a party venue when you can celebrate your special day aisle by aisle, right? 😄 #AgeIs

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like someone's got their daily priorities sorted – coffee for the morning buzz, wine for the evening relaxation, and cheese for that delicious snack attack! 🍷☕️🧀 Looks like this person knows the key ingredients for a well-balanced *ahem* lifestyle!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

  Commentary:
  Dating over 40 is like playing an intense game of Hide and Seek, except you're the one in camouflage trying to blend in with the furniture! 🙈 Who needs a partner when you're the undisputed champion of disappearing acts? 🤣 #ExpertHider #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

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