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17 Funny 40 quotes

Funny 40 quotes bring a light-hearted perspective to reaching the big 4-0! 🎂😂 From witty remarks about turning forty to playful observations on this milestone age, these quotes capture the humor and joy of entering a new decade. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun side of hitting forty! 😄🎉

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025