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Funny 40 quotes bring a light-hearted perspective to reaching the big 4-0! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ˜‚ From witty remarks about turning forty to playful observations on this milestone age, these quotes capture the humor and joy of entering a new decade. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun side of hitting forty! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŽ‰

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothesโ€”one size too smallโ€”that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Your coworker is not hot; theyโ€™re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

โ€œYou donโ€™t look 40.โ€ How am I supposed to look?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now theyโ€™re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Sheโ€™s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Posted onFeb 20, 2025Feb 20, 2025

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Iโ€™m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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