Funny 40 Quotes That Will Have You Laughing About Life After 40! 🎉😂

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

8 hours ago

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

16 hours ago

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

18 hours ago

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

2 days ago

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

3 days ago

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

3 days ago

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

4 days ago