Funny quotes 40

19 Funny 40 quotes

Funny 40 quotes bring a light-hearted perspective to reaching the big 4-0! 🎂😂 From witty remarks about turning forty to playful observations on this milestone age, these quotes capture the humor and joy of entering a new decade. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun side of hitting forty! 😄🎉

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

2 weeks ago

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

2 weeks ago

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

2 months ago

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

2 months ago

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

3 months ago

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

3 months ago

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

3 months ago

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

3 months ago

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

3 months ago

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

3 months ago

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

3 months ago

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

3 months ago

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

3 months ago

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

3 months ago

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

3 months ago

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

3 months ago

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

3 months ago

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

3 months ago

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

3 months ago