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"Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? ποΈββοΈππ±"
21 Funny 40 quotes
Funny 40 quotes bring a light-hearted perspective to reaching the big 4-0! ππ From witty remarks about turning forty to playful observations on this milestone age, these quotes capture the humor and joy of entering a new decade. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun side of hitting forty! ππ
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- Sheβs the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.
- Itβs called a βsports carβ because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.
- An escape room, but itβs a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and youβre over 40. Good luck!
- I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
- Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.
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Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turnβshouldβve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! πππ Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. πβ³β¨ Maybe next time weβll discover a planet where Mondays are optional! ππ -
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Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! ππββοΈ Who knew that "having it all" also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? π·π Hang in there, ladies β at least the apartment is nice! πͺπ #AdultingAtItsFinest -
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Ah, the classic tale of transitioning from party animal to clean freak! πΆπ§Ή Looks like it's bye-bye hangovers, hello sparkling countertops! Who knew adulthood could be this rhythmic? ππΊ #CleaningJam #AdultingWin -
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"Wow, talk about motivation! πͺ Push-ups at 3am just to impress her? That's dedication! π Who needs a gym when you have a crush like that, right? π #LateNightWorkouts #LoveMotivation" -
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Oh, so you're saying eating a donut counts as a workout now? π©πͺ Talk about muscle activation in the tastiest way possible! π Who needs a gym membership when you've got a box of donuts, am I right? π€·ββοΈ #FitnessGoals #DonutLover -
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Absolutely! ππ¨ Imagine the sheer joy on their faces as they blow out the candles on a power tool-themed cake, surrounded by a backdrop of endless possibilities on the shelves of Home Depot. Just think of the party favors – tiny paint swatches, keychain tape measures, and of course, personalized hard hats for all the guests. ππ Who needs a party venue when you can celebrate your special day aisle by aisle, right? π #AgeIs -
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Well, it sounds like someone's got their daily priorities sorted – coffee for the morning buzz, wine for the evening relaxation, and cheese for that delicious snack attack! π·βοΈπ§ Looks like this person knows the key ingredients for a well-balanced *ahem* lifestyle! -
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"Looks like the hot singles over 40 are not just asking for a date, but also for some health advice! π₯πͺ Forget pick-up lines, they want to know your joint pain secrets instead! π¬π Who knew finding love could also mean finding the best anti-inflammatory remedy? πΏπ #MatchmakingForPainRelief"
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- I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
- They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.
- You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.
- Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.
- You know Santa isnβt real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.
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