32 Funny 40 quotes

• The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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  12-year-old, 12-year-old boy, 40, 40-year-old, age, age gap, bloodhound, Bloodhound Gang, boy, boys, every, gang, gap, humor, music, nostalgia, old, reference, special

• “You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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  40, age, am, appearance, humor, i, joke, sarcasm, self-deprecating

• Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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  40, arguing, argument, communication, humor, humorous, humorous observation, interaction, internet, internet humor, observation, social, social interaction, spot, standing, text, text argument, texting, through, time, time-wasting, wasting

• All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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  40, daily, daily life, galaxy, hour, humor, irony, life, planet, planets, satire, universe, week, weeks, work, work week

• Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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  40, apartment, crying, empty, feminism, have it all, humor, independence, independent, nice, women

• You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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  40, adulthood, age, change, clean, cleaning, drunk, house, humor, know, life, life change, music, nostalgia, over, over 40, used

• She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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  3am, 40, attraction, beautiful, fitness, humor, kind, late, late night, me, night, push-up, room

• About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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  40, advice, calory, donut, eat, eating, exercise, fitness, follow, humor, joke, just, me, muscles, snack

• Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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  40, activity, birthday, birthday party, celebration, depot, fun, fun activity, home, Home Depot, humor, men, over, over 40, party, should, store, stores

• I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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  40, 6, adulting, beverages, cheese, coffee, drinking, humor, percentages, wine

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