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Funny 40 quotes

May 10
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
May 9
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!
May 9
Share →: In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
May 6
Share →: “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.
Nov 19
Share →: Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.
Oct 15
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.
Sep 23
Share →: When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.
Sep 23
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.
Sep 22
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.
Sep 22
Share →: Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.