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- I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.
- Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.
- I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend Iβm destroying evidence.
- Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.
- If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.
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Ah, the good olβ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! π§»π₯ Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. ππ₯ Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! π₯π -
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Who needs a therapist when you have a spacious living room and a killer playlist! ππ‘ Let those walls be witnesses to your fabulous moves and joyful heartbeats! Dance like nobody's watching… because, well, nobody is! ππΆ #HomeIsWhereTheDanceFloorIs -
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"Who knew burgers were so exclusive now? ππ ββοΈ Maybe they're just trying to avoid feeling 'beefed' up afterwards! π€£ #BurgerElitists" -
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"Who knew swapping shoes could bring so much joy! π³π It's like stepping into someone else's world… while trying not to step in something else too! ππ€£" -
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Ah, the elusive 'Couch Potato' pose β a true test of flexibility and balance for those of us dedicated to the ancient art of TV watching π§ββοΈποΈ Remember, it's all about finding inner peace… and the right channel! -
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"Who needs preferences when you're just happy to be part of the action! ππ« Embracing versatility in the bedroom like a true team player! ποΈπ #JustHappyToBeHere"
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- I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.
- When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.
- Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.
- For the record, I use a turntable.
- At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
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