85 Funny addiction quotes

• Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

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  addiction, cigarette, eye, eyes, humor, media, social, social media, Twitter

• Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

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  addiction, hard, humor, medicine, Narcan, nothing, overdose, propaganda, reality, satire

• Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.

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  addiction, analogy, casino, distraction, humor, phone, steal, technology, time

• Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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  addiction, beverage, caffeine, coffee, green, green tea, health, humor, joy, know, left, life, lifestyle, little, lose, mood, sarcasm, still, tea

• A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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  addict, addiction, betting, called, gambler, gambling, humor, irony, lose, only, risk

• If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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  addiction, caffeine, coffee, humor, imagine, just, loss, memory, much, short-term, short-term memory loss, too

• Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

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  addicted, addiction, day, eating, food, food habit, habit, humor, meal, reptile

• That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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  addiction, city, crack, date, drunk, getting, humor, joke, life, love, nightlife, relationship, say, thing, walkable, walkable city

• Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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  addiction, cocaine, drug, gods, humor, money, much, telling, too, wealth

• Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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  401k, addiction, caffeine, caffeine addiction, checking, coffee, coffee lover, comparison, finance, finance humor, funny comparison, humor, iced, iced coffee, lover, personal, personal finance, point, reward, reward point, rewards

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