Funny quotes addiction

37 Funny addiction quotes

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

1 week ago

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

2 weeks ago

I’m addicted to placebos.

1 month ago

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

1 month ago

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

1 month ago

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

1 month ago

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

2 months ago

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

2 months ago

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

3 months ago

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

3 months ago

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

3 months ago

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

3 months ago

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

3 months ago

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

3 months ago

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

3 months ago

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

3 months ago

The first step to recovery is addiction.

3 months ago

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

3 months ago

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

3 months ago

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

3 months ago

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

3 months ago

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

3 months ago

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

3 months ago

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

3 months ago

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

3 months ago

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

3 months ago

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

3 months ago

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

3 months ago

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

3 months ago

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

3 months ago