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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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55 Funny addiction quotes

Funny addiction quotes are the perfect pick-me-up for those who find humor in their quirky obsessions 😂. Whether it’s an endless caffeine fix ☕ or a compulsive need to binge-watch every series 📺, these quotes add a dose of laughter to your daily routine. Embrace the hilarity of life’s little vices and share a giggle with friends 🤣. Prepare for a chuckle-worthy journey through the funny side of addiction!

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Share →: Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Commentary:
Trying to explain to my boss why I need a break to strategize my snack heists, but they’re just not nibbling… 🥨🥷⌛
1 day ago
Share →: I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Commentary:
Trying to quit, but life keeps offering me a light. 😂💨
2 days ago
Share →: Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

Commentary:
When your date asks if you want to split the bill, just remember: trust is in the air… or is that just broken promises? 🤔💸😂
2 days ago
Share →: By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Commentary:
Looks like my addiction to procrastination is right on track! 😅🛋️⏰
4 days ago
Share →: Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Commentary:
Feeling edgy? Just browsing the web – it's like dipping your toes into the chaos pool! 🔥😂📱
5 days ago
Share →: How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Commentary:
Counting coffee in single digits feels too modest. I'm sure it's just an infinite loop with extra pep! ☕️😄🔄
1 week ago
Share →: Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Commentary:
Trying to find my life purpose one HBO show at a time 📺😇 #SundaySavior
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! 😴📱📚
2 weeks ago
Share →: Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Commentary:
Sounds like a job for the Phone-nappers! 📱🕵️‍♂️🚨
3 weeks ago
Share →: Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Commentary:
"Who knew my bank account's arch-nemesis would be a humble tomato in disguise? 🍅💸 #KetchupAddict"

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Reported on Facebook:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Just landed via Discord:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Just shared via Telegram:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

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