80 Funny addiction quotes

• If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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  2 weeks ago

  addiction, caffeine, coffee, humor, imagine, just, loss, memory, much, short-term, short-term memory loss, too

• Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

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  2 weeks ago

  addicted, addiction, day, eating, food, food habit, habit, humor, meal, reptile

• That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, city, crack, date, drunk, getting, humor, joke, life, love, nightlife, relationship, say, thing, walkable, walkable city

• Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, cocaine, drug, gods, humor, money, much, telling, too, wealth

• Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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  1 month ago

  401k, addiction, caffeine, caffeine addiction, checking, coffee, coffee lover, comparison, finance, finance humor, funny comparison, humor, iced, iced coffee, lover, personal, personal finance, point, reward, reward point, rewards

• Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, addiction humor, break, break time, breaks, cook, every, gambling, give, hour, humor, i, job, job break, jobs, minutes, only, parlay, should, smoking, time, why, work, work humor

• I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, coping, coping mechanism, humor, life, me, mechanism, smoking, stop, stress, weed

• Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, back, change, comparison, dating, days, humor, relationship, trust

• By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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  2 months ago

  30, addiction, advice, age, age 30, guessing, home, humor, life, life advice, lifestyle, routine, second, settled, should, work, works

• Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, checking, daily, daily routine, day, every, hell, humor, internet, microdosing, routine, sarcasm, web

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