Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.