346 Funny am quotes

• I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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  7 hours ago

  am, financial, financial struggle, fund, funds, humor, i, insufficiency, money, pun, struggle, too, wordplay

• If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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  8 hours ago

  2, AirPods, am, every, exist, humor, i, late, late night, listen, men, music, night, relaxation, simply, solitude, walk

• Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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  8 hours ago

  again, am, amazing, free, going, growth, humor, i, interview, invitation, job, job interview, literally, motivation, nervous, nervousness, never, personal, personal growth, public, public speaking, self-confidence, self-praise, speaking, talk

• I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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  8 hours ago

  acting, actually, am, crazy, credit, enough, humor, i, less, personality, self-awareness

• Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

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  10 hours ago

  accident, accidentally, am, anyone, healing, humor, i, me, much, oops, relationship, too, uninterested

• I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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  10 hours ago

  12, 5, am, early, early morning, i, love, midnight, morning, night, peace, quiet, solitude, world

• Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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  10 hours ago

  2, 6, alone, am, being, broke, day, debt, everything, faith, humor, man, men, optimism, sleep, stay, stereotype, still, wake, wake up, work

• I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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  11 hours ago

  am, bad, bad mood, beautiful, beautiful day, behavior, better, compulsive, compulsive behavior, day, depressed, depression, dwell, dwelling, humor, i, inside, irony, mood, sarcasm, sit, sitting, sitting inside

• Doctor said I am terminally chill.

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  11 hours ago

  am, chill, doctor, humor, i, joke, medical, medical joke, relaxation, said, terminal

• I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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  12 hours ago

  am, crazy, humor, i, LA, life, lifestyle, living, madness, phrase, Spanish, Spanish phrase, vida, wordplay

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