122 Funny anything quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

  Commentary:
  Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁‍♂️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

  Commentary:
  Getting older: more "meh" energy, less "why" energy 😂🤷‍♂️✨

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

  Commentary:
  When the internet hands you the option to be a wizard, but you choose a rubber chicken instead 🤦‍♂️🐔✨

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you’re living life on shuffle mode! 🤔🔀😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone missed the memo on turning rebellion into a profitable side hustle! 💼💸😆

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a workout for my emotions—angry cardio! 😤😂💪"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

  Commentary:
  "When the printer jams again: 🤫🔮 'The prophecy has been fulfilled,' and exit stage left! 👋😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

  Commentary:
  😂📚 "Ah, the Scholastic Book Fair—the last time my emotional range was as vast as the poster section! #FeelsInTheFiction Aisle" 🔖📖

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

  Commentary:
  "Still riding the fine line between 'aged like fine wine' and 'aged like an interesting cheese.' 🍷🧀😄"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, who would have thought that the internet is just a worldwide open mic? 🎤💬😂 #AnythingGoes"

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