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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

3 months ago

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

3 months ago

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

3 months ago

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

3 months ago

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

3 months ago

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

3 months ago

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

3 months ago