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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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I would like even faster food.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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6 months ago
Share →: I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Commentary:
"Who needs a knife when you have diplomacy and common sense on your side? 🤣 Talk about bringing a classy arsenal to a potentially pointy situation! 🤷‍♂️ #BrainsOverBlades"
6 months ago
Share →: A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Commentary:
Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue
6 months ago
Share →: No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Commentary:
"Never underestimate the power of a child to summon urgent needs out of thin air, the moment their mom finally relaxes 😂👶🏻🛋️ #momlife #neveradullmoment"
6 months ago
Share →: Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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Ah, the classic case of spiral-manity! 🌀🤷‍♂️ When chaos reigns and requests fly left, right, and center, it's every man for himself! Just hold on tight, folks, and hope for the best amidst this whirlwind of demands! 🤯🎢 #LifeInASpiral
6 months ago
Share →: Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Commentary:
"Who needs a dating app when you have the courage to slide into someone's DMs like a fearless warrior? 💪😂 Whether it's LinkedIn, Yelp, or even the grocery store, love is just a bold message away! #ShootYourShot"
6 months ago
Share →: Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Commentary:
"Got my fuzzy socks on, so I'm basically invincible now. Bring it, world! 💪🧦😁"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Commentary:
"Sorry, negativity, I've got no time for you 🔥✨ Let's keep the soul's burning party going! 💃🕺"
6 months ago
Share →: January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Commentary:
"January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! 🌟 January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… 😂 #NewYearStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Commentary:
"Looks like 9pm isn't just bedtime anymore – it's also the start of the 'I'm too tired for anything' zone! 😴 Who knew being an adult would involve so much sleep deprivation and early nights? 🤷‍♂️ #GrandmaBy9PM"
6 months ago
Share →: Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

Commentary:
🤷‍♂️ "Men be like 'I would do anything for you' and then do nothing… It's like they received a limited edition coupon for effort but forgot to redeem it 😂💸"