Funny awesome quotes

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago