22 Funny awesome quotes

• New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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  13 hours ago

  awesome, breakfast, city, city life, cold, expensive, freezing, homeless, humor, irony, life, new, New York, past, people, spend, walk, yes, york

• New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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  4 weeks ago

  awesome, confidence, humor, joke, just, kidding, me, motivation, new, new me, new year, self-esteem, year

• Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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  1 month ago

  2, 5, actually, am, awesome, bedtime, black, couple, cozy, evening, feels, humor, movie, night, only, perception, pitch, put, reality, staying, super, time, time perception, winter

• Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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  2 months ago

  awesome, brain, brains, humor, i, intelligence, sarcasm, self-deprecation, wish, wit

• Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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  2 months ago

  awesome, big, big guy, body, body size, clothing, clothing size, fashion, guy, guys, humor, shopping, size, small, small woman, thrift, woman, women

• I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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  2 months ago

  awesome, coffee, confidence, evolution, humor, i, motivation, need, positivity, self-improvement, state

• Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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  2 months ago

  AI, AI failure, awesome, criticism, environmental, environmental impact, failure, Google, Google AI, humor, impact, innovation, planet, sarcasm, technology, work

• Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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  2 months ago

  activity, awesome, cleaning, fun, fun activity, hoarder, house, humor, i, just, procrastination, self-assessment, think, TV, watch

• Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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  2 months ago

  awesome, confidence, humor, i, individuality, judge, me, perfect, self-acceptance

• If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

  awesome, awesome sauce, condom, date, first date, funny moment, humor, lucky, lucky condom, moment, relationship, sauce, say, still, tomorrow, wallet

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