13 Funny awesome quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

  Commentary:
  Leveling up to 'Human Espresso' status! ☕🚀😎

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

  Commentary:
  "Google AI: Saving the planet one malfunction at a time! 🌍💥🤖"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

  Commentary:
  "Watching Hoarders: The ultimate motivation for making even the messiest of spaces look fabulous! 🏡✨ Who needs cleaning supplies when you've got reality TV to compare with, right? 😆📺 #CleaningGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs perfection when you've got awesome running in your veins! 💁‍♂️ Embrace the quirks and let your awesomeness shine brighter than a disco ball! ✨"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks, there's a fine line between being cool and carrying leftovers from a failed pickup line in your wallet. 🌶️😏 #DateNightDisasters"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

  Commentary:
  🍹 "Mocktails are the ultimate juice detectives – solving the mystery of pricey drinks one fruity concoction at a time! Who knew investigating a beverage could be this refreshing and affordable? Cheers to mocktails for reminding us that sometimes the best things in life are just a squeeze away from being free!" 🕵️‍♂️🍊 #JuicyInvestigations #MocktailMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic selective hearing move, a true masterpiece of skill and finesse! 🤭👂 Nothing like nodding along to 'awesome' without a clue what was even said! Just hope it wasn't a question… 🤷‍♂️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

  Commentary:
  "When pedestrians are crossing, why not show some love and drop a beat instead of honking? 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️💃 Let's keep the peace on the streets, folks! 🚗✌️ #CalmDownAndDriveOn"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

  Commentary:
  "January was like that unexpected guest who overstayed their welcome, and now February is here like 'Surprise, I'm your reward' 🎉🤷‍♂️ Who knew the shortest month could feel so long? 😆 #FebruaryStrikesBack"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

  Commentary:
  🎉🍴 Ah, the holy grail of fridge encounters! The universe aligns, the stars twinkle in approval, and there it is – your desired treat, just waiting for you like a culinary guardian angel. It's like winning the food lottery without even buying a ticket! Time to savor that victory bite with a side of satisfaction. Enjoy the moment, my hungry friend! 🌟🥪

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