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  • Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

    Commentary:
    “Watching Hoarders: The ultimate motivation for making even the messiest of spaces look fabulous! 🏡✨ Who needs cleaning supplies when you’ve got reality TV to compare with, right? 😆📺 #CleaningGoals”

  • Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs perfection when you’ve got awesome running in your veins! 💁‍♂️ Embrace the quirks and let your awesomeness shine brighter than a disco ball! ✨”

  • If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, folks, there’s a fine line between being cool and carrying leftovers from a failed pickup line in your wallet. 🌶️😏 #DateNightDisasters”

  • Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

    Commentary:
    🍹 “Mocktails are the ultimate juice detectives – solving the mystery of pricey drinks one fruity concoction at a time! Who knew investigating a beverage could be this refreshing and affordable? Cheers to mocktails for reminding us that sometimes the best things in life are just a squeeze away from being free!” 🕵️‍♂️🍊 #JuicyInvestigations #MocktailMysteries

  • Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the classic selective hearing move, a true masterpiece of skill and finesse! 🤭👂 Nothing like nodding along to ‘awesome’ without a clue what was even said! Just hope it wasn’t a question… 🤷‍♂️😂”

  • It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

    Commentary:
    “When pedestrians are crossing, why not show some love and drop a beat instead of honking? 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️💃 Let’s keep the peace on the streets, folks! 🚗✌️ #CalmDownAndDriveOn”

  • Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

    Commentary:
    “January was like that unexpected guest who overstayed their welcome, and now February is here like ‘Surprise, I’m your reward’ 🎉🤷‍♂️ Who knew the shortest month could feel so long? 😆 #FebruaryStrikesBack”

  • That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

    Commentary:
    🎉🍴 Ah, the holy grail of fridge encounters! The universe aligns, the stars twinkle in approval, and there it is – your desired treat, just waiting for you like a culinary guardian angel. It’s like winning the food lottery without even buying a ticket! Time to savor that victory bite with a side of satisfaction. Enjoy the moment, my hungry friend! 🌟🥪

  • Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the magical transformation coffee brings – turning mere mortals into unbeatable superheroes of the morning! ☕️💪 Embrace the power of caffeine and unleash your inner awesome – you got this!”

  • I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

    Commentary:
    “Being awesome is a full-time job, and yesterday’s shift really wore me out! 😅💪 Today, I might just settle for ‘slightly above average’ and call it a win. #AwesomeStruggles”

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