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11 Funny awesome quotes

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry, I wasn't really listening but that's awesome, unless it isn't of course.

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn't know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I'm trying to be awesome today, but I'm too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think "Wow, my house looks awesome!"

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025