Funny baseball quotes — Wordgag ツ

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

2 months ago2 months ago

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

3 months ago3 months ago

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

4 months ago4 months ago

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

5 months ago5 months ago

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Jan 27, 2025

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Jan 25, 2025

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Jan 25, 2025

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Jan 21, 2025