Funny baseball quotes

• Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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  2 months ago

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• Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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  2 months ago

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• Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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  2 months ago

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• Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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  2 months ago

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• A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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  2 months ago

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• You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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  2 months ago

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• Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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  2 months ago

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• Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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  5 months ago

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