Funny baseball quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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  Commentary:
  "Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

  Commentary:
  Oh man, having a peanut allergy must be quite the adventure! 🥜🐍 Just when you thought dodging foul balls was challenging enough, now you have airborne rattlesnakes to contend with! Talk about taking "peanut gallery" to a whole new level! Stay alert, folks! 🤣🥜🐍 #AllergyAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the designated hitter – the team's trusty savior when the rest of them have had a few too many curveballs! 🍻⚾️ Better watch out for those home runs… and hangovers! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect hot dog at a baseball game! 🌭🎶 Just imagine me, belting out 'hot dogs! hot dogs!' like a culinary symphony conductor in the stands. 🌭🎵 Who needs peanuts and cracker jacks when you've got a serious hot dog mission to fulfill?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the fans were too eager to catch some 'foul' balls instead of throwing actual punches! 🥊⚾️😂"

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