12 Funny biology quotes

• I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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  1 day ago

  biology, cheating, chest, emotion, found, heartbreak, i, pain, partner, relationship, wonder

• “You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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  2 weeks ago

  bacteria, biology, complex, complexity, diversity, gut, gut microbiome, health, humor, joke, just, mad, microbiology, microbiome, science, science joke, yours

• Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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  4 weeks ago

  appendix, belief, believe, biology, humor, i, organ, people, primordial, think, vestigial, vestigial organ

• “Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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  2 months ago

  autophagy, beautiful, biology, girl, girl name, humor, name, wordplay

• The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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  2 months ago

  advice, biology, chase, dating, egg, girl, humor, man, never, relationship, relationship advice, sperm, swim

• A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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  2 months ago

  bank, biology, biology humor, existence, finance, finance humor, high-frequency, high-frequency trading, humor, joke, market, sperm, sperm bank, sperm market, trading, wordplay

• Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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  2 months ago

  advice, biologically, biology, connect, connection, daily, eat, else, enjoy, enjoyment, everything, food, fun, good, human, human connection, humans, humor, laid, life, life advice, literally, motivation, reminder, yourself

• Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, biology, bit, body, chemistry, chemistry lab, emotion, feel, feeling, human, lab, little, me, meat, nervous, pretty, reason, simply

• Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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  2 months ago

  aging, biological, biological clock, biology, clock, egg, egg timer, humor, joke, metaphor, timer

• I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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  2 months ago

  50, biology, body, bones, cells, energy, humor, i, morning, muscles, sleep, time, wake, wake up

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