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35 Funny bit quotes

Funny bit quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some laughter into your day 😂✨ Whether you need a quick chuckle or a clever one-liner to share, these witty gems will brighten any mood 🌟🤣 Get ready to giggle, grin, and maybe even snort a little—because who doesn’t love a good laugh break? 😜💬 Let the fun begin!

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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