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3 months ago
Share →: I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Looks like someone's love life took a turn for the cheesy! Who knew that a rat could steal not just your crumbs, but also your heart?
5 months ago
Share →: Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Commentary:
Haha, those mice sure know how to handle a breakup in style! 🐭😂 Looks like they're not willing to deal with any more drama in their tiny rodent-sized relationships. Time to move on to greener cheese fields! 🧀🌿 #SqueakyCleanBreakups
5 months ago
Share →: Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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"Girlfriend is like a summer fling 🌞, but ex-girlfriend is the ghost of relationships past that haunts you forever! 👻😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Oh, the age-old question of exes – the all too familiar "whys" that linger in our minds like a never-ending game of mental gymnastics 🤔💔 From pondering why it didn't work out to why they thought pineapple belonged on pizza, exes always leave us questioning life's mysteries! 😂 #ExFiles #WhysBeforeGuys
5 months ago
Share →: If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Talk about fast-forwarding to the holiday drama! 🦃🎁 Who needs a relationship when you can have deviled eggs, am I right? 😂 #ThanksgivingFeastsAndBreakupBeasts"
5 months ago
Share →: I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Commentary:
"French fries: the unsung hero of relationships. 🍟💔 Next time, make sure to swipe right for someone who respects your fried potato boundaries! #frenchfrylove"
5 months ago
Share →: Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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"Breakups may be tough, but have you ever eagerly awaited a food delivery, only for it to arrive and look nothing like what you expected? 🍔😔 #foodieproblems #heartbreakoverhangry"
5 months ago
Share →: Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Commentary:
"Hey girl, remember the power of the moon? 🌙 If it can eclipse the sun, then you've got this – you can totally eclipse your ex from your life! 💪 Channel your inner lunar strength and block away those bad vibes! 🚫✨"
5 months ago
Share →: You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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"Ah, the modern-day philosopher's dilemma: Why did they break up? 🤔 Let's hope Google can solve this mystery faster than they figured out how to roll out self-driving cars 🚗🔍 #RelationshipGoneGoogle"
5 months ago
Share →: No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Commentary:
Just a strategic rebranding, darling! 💁‍♂️ From significant other to expert ex, I'm elevating my status in your life. 😜 Who knew breakups could be so fashionable? 💔 #ChicExGoals