36 Funny career quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

  Commentary:
  "Whenever I'm having a rough day at work, I just remember that at least I'm not risking my taste buds for the emperor's questionable culinary choices! 🤢🍴 #GratefulForMyJob"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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  Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨‍🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

  Commentary:
  "Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical, sipping a margarita on a beach somewhere 🍹☀️🌴 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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  🤣👩‍💼 "Deciding to quit your job to pursue the thrilling career of not having a job? Ah, the dream! Who needs deadlines and meetings when you can have pajamas and daytime TV marathons instead? Living life on the wild side, I see! 💼🚫🛋️ #LivingTheDream"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

  Commentary:
  "In showbiz, landing a big break can either skyrocket your career 🚀 or send you straight to the chiropractor for a new hip! 🕺💼 Better watch your step (and your dance moves) as you chase success! 💫💃"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of the century! 🤣 Well, if being a piece of shit was a profession, let's just say the job market would be overflowing with candidates! 💩 But hey, at least they could offer a 'crappy' benefits package! 😉"

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