16 Funny cell quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

  Commentary:
  📱 "Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don't they? It's all about perspective, right? 😅 Maybe they should invent a 'Sorry, I'm avoiding you' button for those times we just need some space. 🙊"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  📱🥪 "Watching some folks hold their cell phone to their ear is like witnessing a failed attempt at eating a digital sandwich! Maybe they're just hungry for a byte instead? 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'risky message and ignore phone' strategy – the modern-day equivalent of opening a can of worms and then running away 😂📱. Who needs instant replies when you've got the power of conveniently timed disappearances on your side? Stay mysterious, my friend!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops, did my cell phone just ring? Guess it's time to practice my ninja skills and sneak away from it! 📱🙅‍♂️ #AvoidingResponsibilitiesLikeAPro"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

  Commentary:
  "Smooth jazz really pushing the boundaries of patience, huh? 🎷🤔 Keep holding on, the hold music symphony isn't over yet! 🎶😅 #SmoothJazzTorture"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the 'dumbing down' strategy will have to wait! 😜 Maybe sticking with reality TV for now is the safer bet! 🍻 #CheersToClearMinds"

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