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2 months ago
Share →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Commentary:
"When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit"
4 months ago
Share →: Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Commentary:
Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas
4 months ago
Share →: They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'tallest = truth-teller' strategy. It's a tried and true method in a world full of fibbers! 🤥🤔 Just remember, be sure to check if their stories measure up to the competition! 📏😄"
4 months ago
Share →: For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Commentary:
"Choosing a career that requires early mornings and constant deadlines is basically a plot twist to my own life story. 🙃💤 #SleepIsLife"
4 months ago
Share →: Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Commentary:
"Why take the high road when you can ride shotgun with the psychopath? 🤪🛣️ Sometimes the journey is more exciting when you embrace the chaos! 😈🚗"
4 months ago
Share →: Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious allure of the afternoon nap 🛌💤 It's like a siren song that beckons us into the land of sweet slumber, whether we intended to go there or not. Resistance is futile when the nap gods have spoken! 😂 #NapLife"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Commentary:
"Once you launch into space, there's no turning back! 🚀🛸 Astronauts, you're on a one-way ticket to the galaxy now. Make the most of it! ⭐️🌌 #SpaceBoundForever"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Commentary:
"Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷‍♂️ #uglybutkind"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Commentary:
"Who needs flying cars when you can reset life like a video game? 🎮😂 Just imagine hitting 'Ctrl + Z' on a bad decision or respawning after a tough day… Sign me up for that save point reset button ASAP! ⏪🔄"
$Funny choice quotes - You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.$

4 months ago
Share →: You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Commentary:
"When you have to choose between a relaxing evening and diving headfirst into the world of fractions and long division…well, there goes the peace ☕📚🤯 #ParentingStruggles #MathMadness"