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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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2 months ago

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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2 months ago

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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2 months ago

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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2 months ago

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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2 months ago

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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2 months ago

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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2 months ago

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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2 months ago

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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2 months ago

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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44 shares on Twitch this month:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Breaking via Messenger:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Just shared via Reddit:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Trending via Facebook:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Making waves on Reddit:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

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