36 Funny coping quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the seemingly innocent sound of smacking could be so unsettling? 🙉 Just remember, if someone's smacking bothers you, just imagine they're applauding your presence in a noisy way! 👏😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a cocktail shaker could be replaced by divorce papers? 🍸💔 Sometimes the best tonic for life's troubles is a little separation on the rocks! Cheers to newfound freedom! 🥂 #DivorceDecisions"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to managing your circus with finesse 🤡🎪 while your inner clown is throwing a tantrum 🤯🎭! May your outward smiles be Oscar-worthy 😁🏆 and your inward screams stay on mute 🔇🤐!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

  Commentary:
  "Emotions? Sorry, they're not on my current menu! 🚫😅 Trying to reduce my daily intake of drama and ups-and-downs! Who needs emotions when you've got a strong WiFi signal and a good cup of coffee? ☕️💻 #EmotionallyDetoxing"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

  Commentary:
  "🐶🚽 When life gets ruff, remember: channel your inner dog! If that stressful situation isn't food or a toy, just pee on it and strut away like a boss. #LifeAdvice #DoggoneGenius"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the vicious cycle of stress! It's like stressing about stressing – stress-ception! 🌀 Just when you think you've got it under control, stress pops up to say 'Surprise!' 🤯 Don't stress about stressing about stress…or do you? 🤔 Let's find some stress relief for your stressed-out stress! 💆‍♂️"

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