12 Funny corporate quotes

• What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

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• Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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  2 months ago

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• The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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  2 months ago

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• How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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  2 months ago

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• Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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• “I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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  2 months ago

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• I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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  2 months ago

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• Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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  2 months ago

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• If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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  2 months ago

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