Funny corporate quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

  Commentary:
  "Next, I'm planning a heart-to-heart with my toaster—heard it gives bread-st advice! 🥯🤖😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

  Commentary:
  Looks like some people are destined for Zoom stardom instead! 💻🚫 Microsoft Teams 0 – Eternal Video Conferencing Glory 1! 🌟 #ZoomIsMyDestiny

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

  Commentary:
  "Really, where's the extra incentive for drafting those *fire* emails, right? 💸💻 Who knew that a few dollar bills could make email chains more thrilling than a spy mission? 🔥💼 #TipMeIfYouLikeMyEmails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

  Commentary:
  "If Nike ever adopts this new slogan, sales would skyrocket as people proudly flaunt their imaginary athletic achievements. 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, it only counts if you post about it on social media! #JustSayYouDidIt"

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