Funny quotes couples

Funny couples quotes

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

3 months ago

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

3 months ago

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

3 months ago

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

3 months ago

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

3 months ago