13 Funny couples quotes

• Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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  1 day ago

  anticipation, communication, couple, couples, humor, i, long distance, long-distance relationship, love, relationship, wait, waiting

• App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

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  1 week ago

  app, app idea, argument, arguments, couple, couples, idea, internet, right, upload, vote

• How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

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  2 weeks ago

  anything, bed, couple, couples, done, girlfriend, humor, i, laziness, leave, live, living, living together, procrastination, relationship, together

• Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

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  3 weeks ago

  AI, commenting, couple, couples, happy, happy couple, humor, media, picture, pictures, social, social media

• “I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

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  1 month ago

  bed, bed size, beds, couple, couples, divorce, divorce rate, interested, king, king bed, marriage, queen, queen bed, rate, relationship, size, sleep

• Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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  2 months ago

  bell, couple, couples, day, fight, fun, holiday, humor, oh, relationship, single, watch, yay

• Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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  2 months ago

  activity, annoyance, beach, couples, even, fun, fun activity, growl, humor, i, pass, playful, sarcastic, solitude, stare, staring, walk

• Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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  2 months ago

  activity, communication, couple, couples, couples therapy, dating, funny activity, humor, joke, know, looking, notice, relationship, relationship humor, someone, take, therapist, therapy, therapy joke

• First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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  2 months ago

  activity, colonoscopy, couples, date, first date, funny idea, health, humor, idea

• Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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  2 months ago

  celebration, couples, day, enjoy, happiness, humor, irony, let, love, once, relationships, single, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day

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