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Funny couples quotes

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren't they hungry?

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025