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Funny couples quotes

Funny couples quotes bring laughter and love together in the quirkiest way ❤️‍🔥😂! Whether you’re celebrating relationship wins or teasing those adorable quirks, these witty lines add sparkle to any romance 💑✨. Perfect for sharing with your better half or spicing up your captions, get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort a little 🤭💬! Love has never been this fun!

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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