Funny couples quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?
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  5 months ago

  View →: German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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