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17 Funny course quotes

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025