63 Funny curiosity quotes

• My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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• Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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  confusion, curiosity, ever, funny reaction, head, head tilt, humor, media, multiple, post, puzzled, questioning, reaction, read, social, social media, still, tilt, times, whisper

• Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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  curiosity, drug, enough, existential, God, high, humor, humor quote, satire, spirituality, stay, think, tuned

• No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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  conversation, curiosity, dream, facts, fear, fun, fun facts, humor, humor in conversation, i, know, last, nightmare, want

• If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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  adventure, asked, curiosity, curiosity-driven, decision, exploration, fantasy, front, humor, ID, me, portal, questions

• The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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  curiosity, early, early human, ever, hell, human, humor, ok, person, reaction, surprise, throw, vomiting

• Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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  animals, crab, curiosity, fish, fly, funny question, humor, perspective, question, think, thought, underwater

• Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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• Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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  absolutely, animals, beaver, confusion, curiosity, decision, decision making, doing, even, humor, just, know, making, nature, river, think, water

• Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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  20, age, always, curiosity, ever, forever, future, humor, i, Italy, Japan, long-term, someone, travel, turned, world, world travel

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