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"Sorry boss, can't make it to work today! The great outdoors is calling my name louder than your meetings π³π #priorities"
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- Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.
- Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.
- Another fine day ruined by waking up.
- Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.
- The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.
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Just call it quality control testing! ππ Who needs a fitness tracker when you've got a couch to confirm your dedication to relaxation? ποΈπͺ #CouchPotatoGoals -
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"Who needs April Fools Day when reality is delivering pranks on a daily basis? ππ Let's just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the world put on its own ridiculous show! πΏπ #2020GotJokes" -
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"In case you were wondering, staring at the sun is the new brunch… π Get your daily dose of vitamin D and a side of temporary blindness! πΆοΈπ Remember, squint now, thank yourself later! π #SunshineJunkie" -
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"Ah, the joys of modern technology – where a simple printing task has the power to turn your day from 'picture-perfect' to 'paper jammed' in a matter of seconds. It's like the universe's way of reminding us that even in the digital age, there's always room for a little chaos and frustration. Who knew a printer could have such a knack for bringing us back down to Earth?" -
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"Who needs a reason to eat cake when you can just make someone's imaginary birthday a daily celebration? It's like a delicious excuse to indulge in frosting and sprinkles, all in the name of spreading joy through sugar highs!" -
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"Who needs a gym membership when you're getting a daily workout from all those eye rolls? With that kind of exercise regimen, your eyes must be in tip-top shape and ready for the eye-lympics!" -
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"Ah, the mysterious case of the disappearing days! It seems that after Tuesday, the week plays a little game of hide-and-seek with our sanity. Just when you think you have a handle on things, *poof*, it's WTF o'clock!" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and practicality. Who needs grandiose dreams when you can master the art of eating without making a mess? Baby steps towards greatness, my friend, baby steps."
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- What a strange day. And it has been for years.
- One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
- Celebrating Presidentβs Day by not doing anything I promised I would.
- A garlic a day keeps people away.
- Please donβt celebrate April Fool’s day if youβre not a fool. My culture is not your costume.
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