615 Funny day quotes

• My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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  3 weeks ago

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• By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

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  3 weeks ago

  daughter, day, family, got, humor, husband, i, know-it-all, parenting, personality, personality traits, Sassy, say, traits, wait

• Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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  3 weeks ago

  animal, day, humor, laziness, nap, sleep, sloth, spirit, spirit animal

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