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Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Going viral on TikTok:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Freshly posted on Threads:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Reported on Reddit:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Going viral on Facebook:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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Funny dealing quotes bring a splash of humor to life’s tricky moments 🎭✨ Whether you’re negotiating, managing stress, or just facing daily challenges, a good laugh can make all the difference 😂💼 Dive into these witty gems that turn tough situations into hilarious stories, guaranteed to brighten your day and lighten the mood! 🌟😄

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2 days ago
Share →: Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Commentary:
Ah, nothing like a scalding shower to exfoliate away the existential dread 😂🛁🔥
4 days ago
Share →: Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Commentary:
Trying to use common sense in today's world is like bringing a calculator to a sword fight 🤔🔍😅
3 weeks ago
Share →: I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Commentary:
"Certified Grouchy Expert: Earning this title took blood, sweat, and idiots. 😂👵💪 #ProfessionalCrab"
4 months ago
Share →: Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Commentary:
"Getting out of bed ready to face the world, only to be greeted by… people. 🙄 It's like a plot twist in the worst movie ever! 😂 Who let them ruin our day like this? #IntrovertProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Commentary:
Oh, looks like someone signed up for the repair shop of life without knowing it! 🔧😅 Well, at least you're getting some hands-on experience in fixing broken souls. Just remember to stock up on some extra wrenches and a good sense of humor! 🤖😄 #LifeMechanic

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Shared recently on Discord:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Going viral on TikTok:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Just landed via X:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Live now on Slack:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Just landed via TikTok:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Spotted on WeChat:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Spotted on Facebook:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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