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Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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Breaking via Threads:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Reported on Discord:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Live now on Threads:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Making waves on Twitch:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Seen just now on X:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Going viral on Twitch:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Making waves on WeChat:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Trending via Pinterest:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Reported on Instagram:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Going viral on Messenger:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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