102 Funny distraction quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

  Commentary:
  "When they think you're neck-deep in work, but you're actually in a UFC match with your keyboard trying to wrestle out your password! 🤼‍♂️🔑🧠 #PasswordOlympics"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities: Ice cream 1, Charger 0! 🍦🔌😅"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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  Commentary:
  "Oops, my brain hit the 'open world game' button and I got lost in side quests! 🎮🧠🤷‍♂️"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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  Commentary:
  "When the exam turns into a nature documentary 🎬🦜 because suddenly, every squirrel is more interesting than calculus! 📚➗😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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  Commentary:
  "Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶‍♂️👀💭😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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  Commentary:
  "Public speaker (phone) of the year goes to… no one! 🙉📢🚫😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

  Commentary:
  "Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! My phone’s basically the director of my life now 🎬📱😂!

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Fido's secretly moonlighting as an air traffic controller 🐶✈️ 'Excuse me, got a tail-wag emergency in the kitchen!'"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to multitask like a pro! Typo today, traffic stop tomorrow! 🚗💨📱 #SteeringAndSpelling"

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