140 Funny distraction quotes

Funny distraction quotes capture those moments when your attention just cannot stay in one place! πŸ˜…πŸ”„ Whether it’s getting sidetracked by your phone, daydreaming at the worst times, or finding yourself completely lost in a random YouTube rabbit hole, these quotes prove that distractions are a part of life β€” and they’re pretty hilarious. Sometimes, the detours are the best part! πŸ˜‚πŸ“±πŸŒ€

140 Funny distraction quotes - How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Commentary:
Sounds like my room cleaning plan too: step 4, wake up surrounded by "important" treasures! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›οΈπŸ˜…

140 Funny distraction quotes - The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

Commentary:
Why does my brain play hide and seek whenever I'm trying to impress someone? πŸ€”πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‘

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140 Funny distraction quotes - If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Commentary:
Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better β˜•πŸ“±πŸ˜