13 Funny DM quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

  Commentary:
  "Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! 😂📬 #DMKing"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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  Commentary:
  "Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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  Commentary:
  "Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

  Commentary:
  "When you both slide into his DMs but you're the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

  Commentary:
  "Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the new dating strategy is📱: skip the DMs and turn your scroll into a flirt fest! Who knew a little timeline banter could outshine secret messages? 😂💬🔥 #PublicPlayer

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

  Commentary:
  "Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙‍♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're taking the "speak now or forever hold your peace" part quite literally! Who needs direct messages when you have Taylor Swift blaring through the neighborhood? That's some next-level dedication to getting someone's attention – with a touch of musical finesse.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

  Commentary:
  🤣💬 "Looks like someone's sliding into DMs while I'm warming the bedsheets! Maybe you should bring your own heated blanket next time! 😜🔥 #ChillInMyDMsWarmInMyBed"

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