Funny DM quotes

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Please don't dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025