23 Funny DM quotes

• Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

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  6 days ago

  bible, Bible quote, bio, contradiction, dating, DM, humor, match, media, message, profile, social, social media

• “You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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  6 days ago

  comparison, DM, DMs, humor, i, introduction, jealousy, media, music, presence, relationship, same, social, social media, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, through, wrapped

• I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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  7 days ago

  acceptable, break, breakup, DM, i, norm, partner, question, relationship, social, social norm, socially, someone, why, wish

• Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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  1 week ago

  apocalypse, bunker, dating, DM, DMs, humor, man, property, quarantine, shelter, survival

• Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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  1 week ago

  communication, DM, DMs, dominance, finds, hope, humor, i, interaction, message, online, private, sarcasm, social, social interaction, starting, texting, well

• I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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  1 week ago

  apology, communication, DM, humor, i, me, meant, media, offend, offended, offense, sarcasm, social, social media, sorry, telling, truly

• Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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  1 week ago

  communication, crawl, digital, digital communication, DM, DMs, flirting, humor, i, media, messaging, mind, playful, romance, social, social media, stay, while

• Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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  1 week ago

  2, communication, dating, DM, DMs, humor, issue, joke, maybe, messaging, months, relationship, tech, tech issue, working

• You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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  1 week ago

  am, confidence, dating, DM, DMs, flirting, funnier, humor, i, joke, media, social, social media

• Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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  1 week ago

  activity, bikini, DM, DMs, flirt, fun, fun activity, humor, media, put, run, social, social media, through

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