Funny quotes DM

Funny DM quotes

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

4 days ago

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

4 weeks ago

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

2 months ago

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

2 months ago

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

2 months ago

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

3 months ago