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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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Making waves on Slack:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Broadcasted on X:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Reported on Pinterest:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Making waves on Discord:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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Funny emotionally quotes

Funny emotionally quotes bring a hilarious twist to those deep feels we all experience 😅💖 Whether you’re laughing through heartbreak or finding joy in the chaos, these witty words hit just right 🎭😂 Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even snort a little—because emotions don’t have to be all serious business! 🎉💬 #FeelingsWithAFunnyBone

New funny emotionally quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Commentary:
"When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Commentary:
"When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"
2 months ago
Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Commentary:
"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"
2 months ago
Share →: Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Commentary:
"Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether"
5 months ago
Share →: Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Commentary:
🐑 Counting sheep may seem like a harmless sleep aid, but beware – once you start, you might find yourself knee-deep in sheep drama! 🤣 Who knew those fluffy creatures had such complicated lives? Therapy might be in order, not just for them, but for you too! Good luck navigating the woolly world of bedtime stories! 🌙
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Commentary:
"Caught in a love triangle between my recliner and loveseat… Who said being lazy wasn't complicated? 😂🪑❤️ #LazinessOverload"
6 months ago
Share →: If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Commentary:
"Warning: Once you're in my life, you're either holding a special place in my heart or simply providing me with a good cheesy fix… 🧀💕 Choose your role wisely! 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Commentary:
🐻💤 "I am physically, mentally, and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life… hibernation. Time to channel my inner bear and embrace the art of cozying up and snoozing through life's challenges!" 😉✨ #HibernateAndChill

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Shared recently on Slack:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Making waves on YouTube:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Just landed via Discord:

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

Broadcasted on YouTube:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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