12 Funny emotionally quotes

• Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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  10 minutes ago

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• Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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  2 hours ago

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• Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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  2 days ago

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• Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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  1 week ago

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• If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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  2 weeks ago

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• Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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  2 weeks ago

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• In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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  1 month ago

  academic, emotional, emotionally, financial, life, struggle, student, student life, three, university

• People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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  3 months ago

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