11 Funny emotionally quotes — Wordgag ツ

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

4 days ago4 days ago

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

2 months ago2 months ago

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

2 months ago2 months ago

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

3 months ago3 months ago

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

4 months ago4 months ago

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

4 months ago4 months ago

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Jan 26, 2025

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Jan 21, 2025

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Jan 20, 2025