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40 Funny everyday quotes

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

3 months ago

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

3 months ago

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

3 months ago

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

3 months ago

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

3 months ago

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

3 months ago

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

3 months ago

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

3 months ago

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

3 months ago

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

3 months ago