Funny quotes exactly

29 Funny exactly quotes

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin' 'bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

According to your ex, what's exactly wrong with you?

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car's visor can’t block it out.

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025