35 Funny exactly quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you lemons, make them cute with a splash of pink! 🍋🎀 #LemonadeMakeover

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  5 days ago

  Share →: May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

  Commentary:
  Karma's got a clipboard, and it's taking notes! 📝😅🐶👶

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

  Commentary:
  😂 Oh, I totally get it! "Let me look into it" is just corporate speak for "Let me find a nice way to runaway from this request!" 🏃‍♂️💨📞x

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

  Commentary:
  "When your name is practically a job description, you're destined for greatness! 😄👨‍💼 #JustAGuyThings"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

  Commentary:
  "Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic perfect spot—home sweet fortress of solitude! 🏡🙅‍♀️ Nothing beats the joy of dodging social interactions like a ninja of alone-time. Stay cozy, my friend—your personal bubble is the best vacation! 😄🎈

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  3 months ago

  Share →: And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

  Commentary:
  Well, rumor has it that Mr. Pepper graduated from the prestigious 'Spicy University' with a major in Savory Studies and a minor in Hot Topics! 🌶️🎓 #SpiceUpYourEducation

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the audacity of that sly couch! 😏 It's probably plotting a strategic nap attack on you! Better keep an eye on it before it lures you into deep relaxation mode! 🛋️😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

  Commentary:
  "Don't fret, you're right on track in life! Just remember, it's all part of the grand plan of horrible choices 😅🤦‍♂️ #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

  Commentary:
  "He's not just hot… he's sizzling! 🔥 Keeping promises like a true superstar! 💫✨ #ManOfHisWord"

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