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  • And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

    Commentary:
    Well, rumor has it that Mr. Pepper graduated from the prestigious ‘Spicy University’ with a major in Savory Studies and a minor in Hot Topics! 🌶️🎓 #SpiceUpYourEducation

  • My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the audacity of that sly couch! 😏 It’s probably plotting a strategic nap attack on you! Better keep an eye on it before it lures you into deep relaxation mode! 🛋️😄”

  • Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

    Commentary:
    “Don’t fret, you’re right on track in life! Just remember, it’s all part of the grand plan of horrible choices 😅🤦‍♂️ #LifeGoals”

  • The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

    Commentary:
    “He’s not just hot… he’s sizzling! 🔥 Keeping promises like a true superstar! 💫✨ #ManOfHisWord”

  • I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

    Commentary:
    Ah, yes, the classic “exactly” response to utter nonsense – it’s the perfect blend of confusion and sass! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Next time someone spouts gibberish, just hit them with a deadpan “exactly” and watch the hilarity unfold. It’s like adding a sprinkle of sarcasm to an already bizarre conversation! 😄👏

  • Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

    Commentary:
    Netflix: *pops up with a suggestion* “We sense your cravings for that elusive movie you can’t find… but we’ll just keep it safely tucked away in the mystery vault 😏🎥 #NetflixMysteries”

  • According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

    Commentary:
    “According to your ex, you suffer from a severe condition known as ‘being yourself.’ 😉 Seems like a rare diagnosis indeed! 🤷‍♂️ #ExFiles”

  • “This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

    Commentary:
    “When someone tells you ‘This too shall pass!’ and you’re just waiting there like a penguin staring at a melting ice cube… 🐧❄️ #WaitingForItToPass”

  • I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the sun, always finding a way to sneak past our defenses! 🌞😎 It’s like a game of cosmic hide-and-seek with our car visors. Time to give that sneaky sun some credit for its persistence in brightening our day, no matter what we do! ☀️🚗 #SunVsVisor”

  • The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, parenting: the ultimate crash course in empathizing with your future self 🤒🤢 Who knew that a stomach bug could double as a crystal ball predicting your own misery? The joys of ‘shared suffering’ with your little germ factories! 😆👨‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #GrossButTrue”

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