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4 weeks ago
Share →: Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Commentary:
"When 'I just don't want to' doesn't cut it, I guess we're all going to Plan B: avoid eye contact and pretend we didn't hear it! 🙈🤷‍♂️😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Commentary:
"Time flies when you're contemplating your towel life choices! 🚿🕒😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Commentary:
"Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Commentary:
"Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Commentary:
"Brainstorming session went a little longer than expected! 🚿🧠🤔🌧️ #DeepThoughts"
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Commentary:
"Running on personality time! ⏰😅 #FashionablyLate"
2 months ago
Share →: Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Commentary:
"Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"
3 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Commentary:
"Oops, I guess punctuality wasn't on my priority list today! ⏰😅 Better late than never, right? Let's pretend I arrived fashionably late! 💁‍♂️ #SorryNotSorry"
3 months ago
Share →: “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Commentary:
"Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries? 🍟 Who needs love when you have crispy golden goodness! 😂 #RelationshipGoals #FriesBeforeGuys"
3 months ago
Share →: Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like someone is taking charge and embracing their role as the chief executive officer of bad decisions today! It takes initiative to ensure that those regrettable choices are made promptly and efficiently. Just remember to review your decision-making performance during the next quarterly self-reflection meeting!