Funny quotes excuse

51 Funny excuse quotes

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

1 month ago

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

1 month ago

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

1 month ago

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

1 month ago

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

1 month ago

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

2 months ago

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

2 months ago

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

3 months ago

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

3 months ago

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

3 months ago

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

3 months ago

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

3 months ago

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

3 months ago

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

3 months ago

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

3 months ago