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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

3 months ago

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

3 months ago

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

3 months ago

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

3 months ago

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

3 months ago

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

3 months ago

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

3 months ago

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

3 months ago

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

3 months ago

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

3 months ago

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

3 months ago

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

3 months ago

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

3 months ago

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

3 months ago

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

3 months ago

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

3 months ago

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

3 months ago

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

3 months ago

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

3 months ago

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

3 months ago