58 Funny face quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'rebooting the face' process! Just like a computer needing a restart after a major glitch 😂💄💁‍♀️. Who knew mastering the art of perfecting a resting b***h face could be so time-consuming? 😏⏰ #BeautyStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the camera just can't handle all this stunning beauty! 📸😂 Who knew the culprit behind those unflattering photos was right under your nose… quite literally! 😜 #BlamingTheFace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic gravitational force reminder to stay humble 📱😂 Remember, even our trusty phones have a way of keeping us in check with a slap to the face when we least expect it! 💥🤦‍♂️ #GravityCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Double chins are better than double faces.

  Commentary:
  "Double chins: making face-swapping selfies uncomfortable since whenever 😅👥 #ChinWins #OneFaceIsEnough"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'elbow waterfall' maneuver in every face washing routine – a truly exhilarating experience for all, except maybe your elbow! 🚿💦😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic battle against time – always winning as it leaves its marks on our faces! ⏳👴🏻 Who needs a clock when your forehead shows the passing hours? Embrace the wrinkles, they are just a reminder that laughter and frowns both contribute to life's story! Just remember to smile, it's nature's Botox! 😄 #TimelessAndWrinkled

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

  Commentary:
  "Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's taking out their winter aggression on a defenseless snowman! ❄️☃️ Better watch out, Frosty, you're in for a frosty showdown! Hopefully, no snowmen were harmed in the making of this snowy drama! ⛄😆 #SnowmanSmackdown

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic glasses-off, face-in-hands move – the universal signal for 'I am overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of my own thoughts.' 🤓🙈 Procrastination level: Expert!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

  Commentary:
  When dealing with heartbreak, English gets right to the point while poetry takes the scenic route and grabs a cup of tea along the way ☕️💔 Emotions are like a complex labyrinth – one moment you're discussing change, the next you're wistfully pondering ghosts of relationships past 👻💔 Ah, the power of language to beautifully capture the messiness of love and loss! 📜❤️ #PoetryVsProse

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