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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.
Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.
We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.
I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.
I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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5 months ago
Share →: There are too many neglected emojis.

Commentary:
Looks like some emojis are feeling left out, they probably have serious FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) 😂🤷‍♀️ Let's show them some love and sprinkle them around like confetti 🎉💕 #EmojiEquality
5 months ago
Share →: Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Commentary:
"Must've been quite a buzz for that bug to misplace his rug! 🐞🛌 Talk about a fashion faux pas in the insect world! Don't worry buddy, we've all had those 'woke up on the wrong side of the leaf' days! 😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

Commentary:
"Sparkling water: giving your taste buds the same fizzy confusion as when your foot decides to hit the snooze button! 🤪🦶✨"
5 months ago
Share →: We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of podcaster perplexity – that moment when your mental image of a podcast host is shattered by reality. 🤯 It's like realizing your favorite radio voice is actually a cat-loving wizard in pajamas. 🧙‍♂️ Let's call it "auditory disillusionment" or maybe just "Shook-casting!" 😂
5 months ago
Share →: This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Commentary:
"2020: the year we all felt like we were awake during surgery… without anesthesia 😳💉💭 #MajorPain"
5 months ago
Share →: You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Commentary:
"Feeling young is all fun and games until you give up caffeine and Ibuprofen! 🚫☕️💊 Just wait for that reality check to hit you like a ton of bricks…and possibly some back pain. 😅 #AgingGracefully"
5 months ago
Share →: “Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Commentary:
"🎉 Age is just a number! Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel… and that number keeps increasing faster than my internet speed 🐢💨😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you the sun? ☀️ Because just like the sun in summer, you were shining bright in my life ☀️🔥 But now, it feels like you've decided to take a vacation to the other side of the world without warning! 🌍😂 #MIA #SunOrBoy"
5 months ago
Share →: I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Commentary:
🐎🔥 "I swear, the Four Horsemen must have opened a recruitment program at this rate! It's like we're ordering apocalypse riders off a fast-food menu – 'Can I get a side of famine with that, please?' 😂 #EndlessApocalypse"
5 months ago
Share →: Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'make-it-worse-before-it-gets-better' strategy, a bold move indeed! 🍹 At least your drink will keep you company through the storm clouds of melancholy ☁️. Chin up, cheers to finding the silver lining at the bottom of the glass! 🥂"