The class: "You want us to do what?" Super Mario: "Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It'sa easy!"

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Commentary:
"Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's game over for the end of the world, folks! 🎮🌍 Who knew all those hours of gaming practice would finally pay off? At least now your teen can proudly say their joystick skills aren't just for show! 😅🕹️ #SavingTheWorldOneLevelAtATime"

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Commentary:
"Oops, looks like those intense finales really made a TV disappear faster than a magician's trick! 📺🧙‍♂️ Maybe next time, stick with a soothing soap opera for a gentler viewing experience! 😉"

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Commentary:
"Who needs faith when you've experienced the eternal torment of Monopoly? 😈 Board games can be a real test of friendships and sanity! 🎲💸 #MonopolyHell"

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Commentary:
"Who knew family game night could get so 'heated'?! 🔥♟️ Imagine the suspense as grandma's turn approaches, and everyone is anxiously waiting for her to make her move… literally! ⏳😄 Don't worry about 'running out of time' to spend with loved ones, just flip the hourglass! 🕰️🎲"

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Commentary:
🍌🚗 "If only Mario Kart taught us how to dodge traffic cones and pedestrians as gracefully as we dodge banana peels on the race track! 🤣 Maybe we should start planting bananas on the road for safer driving experiences? Just kidding, leave the bananas for the smoothie bars!"

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Commentary:
"Looks like the fans were too eager to catch some 'foul' balls instead of throwing actual punches! 🥊⚾️😂"

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Commentary:
Looks like your phone is the ultimate hide-and-seek champion, giving Houdini a run for his money! 📱🕵️‍♂️ Don't worry, it's just practicing its disappearing act for a future career in magic. Just remember, whoever finds it first gets to be the winner of this epic game of hide and seek! 🏆😄

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Commentary:
"Ah, Australia – where the wildlife is extra adventurous and the outback feels like a real-life game of Jumanji! 🦘🐍🕷️ Better watch out for those kangaroos rolling the dice next! 🎲 #WildDownUnder"

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Commentary:
"Who needs jetpacks when you can respawn like a pro gamer? 🎮💾 Don't worry, just hit 'load last save' and try again! No respawning required. 🔁😂"