125 Funny game quotes

• I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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• I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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• Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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• It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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• If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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• If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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• You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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• Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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• The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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• My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  2 weeks ago

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