Funny quotes gathering

20 Funny gathering quotes

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025