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20 Funny gathering quotes
I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.
1 month ago
Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.
1 month ago
THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.
2 months ago
Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.
2 months ago
Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.
3 months ago
Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.
3 months ago
Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.
3 months ago
What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?
3 months ago
A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”
3 months ago
The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”
3 months ago
If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).
3 months ago
FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.
3 months ago
Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”
3 months ago
We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.
3 months ago
This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.
3 months ago
I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?
3 months ago
Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”
3 months ago
Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.
3 months ago
The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.
3 months ago
I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.
3 months ago