32 Funny gathering quotes

• If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

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  2 days ago

  career, career change, change, coding, gathering, humor, hunting, joke, tech, tech joke

• I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

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  4 days ago

  attendance, aunt, event, family, gathering, gatherings, i, social, social event, uncle, understand, understanding

• Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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  4 weeks ago

  80s, 80s film, appearance, charming, charming lead, classic, days, discord, Discord mod, film, gathering, group, guy, hair, having, i, lead, long hair, magic, Magic: The Gathering, mod, Navy, runs, scary

• Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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  4 weeks ago

  actually, am, autism, gathering, humor, i, misunderstanding, movie, movie night, night, social, social gathering, thought, watch, watching, watching movie

• Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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  1 month ago

  check, Christmas, Christmas dinner, conservative, conservative relative, dinner, experiment, family, family gathering, gathering, Grindr, humor, noise, notification, notification noise, phone, phone ringer, play, prank, relative, ringer, social, social experiment

• The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

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  1 month ago

  being, best, celebration, family, food, friend, friends, gathering, holiday, pie, Thanksgiving

• My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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  1 month ago

  bit, conversation, every, family, family gathering, gathering, going, holiday, humor, incorrectly, joke, mispronunciation, name, politician, politicians, politics, Thanksgiving

• Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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  2 months ago

  brother, conversation, dinner, dinner conversation, family, family gathering, gathering, holiday, humor, issue, issues, me, nicely, pair, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving dinner, unresolved, unresolved issue, wine

• School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, friendship, gathering, honesty, humor, just, know, life, life success, missing, nobody, nostalgia, reunion, scam, school, school reunion, social, social gathering, success, want

• I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, apocalypse, bet, destroy, ever, extraterrestrial, gathering, humor, i, information, information gathering, just, self-destruction, speculation, think, us, waiting, well

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