46 Funny high quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My nickname in high school was “who?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).
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  5 months ago

  View →: Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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