71 Funny inside quotes

• A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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  50 minutes ago

  haunted, haunted house, head, house, humor, inside, introspection, just, loneliness, mental, mental state, mind, own, self, spooky, state

• I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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  3 hours ago

  bet, communication, email, feeling, finds, humor, i, inner, inner feeling, inside, screaming, silence, stress

• It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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  11 hours ago

  energy, exhaustion, humor, inside, much, retail, shopping, Walmart

• I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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  17 hours ago

  am, bad, bad mood, beautiful, beautiful day, behavior, better, compulsive, compulsive behavior, day, depressed, depression, dwell, dwelling, humor, i, inside, irony, mood, sarcasm, sit, sitting, sitting inside

• To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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  17 hours ago

  bag, basket, bird, birds, bite, bite hand, box, bridge, bridges, burn, burn bridge, cat, egg, eggs, feeds, fire, hand, ice, idiom, inside, kill, let, list, me, play, put, stone, thin, think, to-do, to-do list, walk

• Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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  21 hours ago

  darkness, ever, fashion, humor, inside, jeans, just, me, mood, nap, personal, personal struggle, sarcasm, sleep, struggle, understand

• I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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  1 day ago

  ever, family, going, gym, humor, i, inside, joke, misunderstanding, nephew, recover, said, should, sister, telling, think

• It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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  1 day ago

  back, finger, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, inside, just, me, reaction, sarcasm, shadow, summer, sun, temperature, weather

• Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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  1 day ago

  chimney, cooking, deep, exist, free, freedom, hideaway, house, imagination, imagine, inside, knows, living, mushroom, mushroom house, nature, peaceful, pot, solitude, soup, tiny, tiny house, woods

• Happiness is an inside job.

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  1 day ago

  happiness, inside, inside job, job, mindset, positivity, self

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