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Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

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15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

Making waves on Instagram:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Shared recently on Slack:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Breaking via Threads:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

Breaking via Snapchat:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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87 shares on Instagram this month:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

83 shares on X this month:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

49 shares on X this month:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

76 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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629 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,222

Funny Quotes Topics

17,352

Funny Quotes Images

15,222

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,967

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I think God was high when he made me.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Just shared via WeChat:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Going viral on Facebook:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Just landed via Twitch:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Making waves on Slack:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Spotted on Twitch:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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