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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.
Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.
Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.
People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.
My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Commentary:
"Next, I'm planning a heart-to-heart with my toaster—heard it gives bread-st advice! 🥯🤖😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Commentary:
"Finally putting my degree in Couch-ology to good use! 🛋️📚😎"
4 weeks ago
Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"
1 month ago
Share →: Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Commentary:
"Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"
1 month ago
Share →: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Commentary:
"When I look in the mirror, it feels like I'm in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵"
1 month ago
Share →: Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Commentary:
Sounds like summer’s just an extended indoor adventure! 😎❄️🌞
2 months ago
Share →: What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Commentary:
"Imagine getting a surprise 'lick alert' from your AirPods! 🤪👅 Just when you thought they couldn't get any more personalized… Battery low or just feeling extra affectionate? 😂 #AirPodsGoneWild"
2 months ago
Share →: Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Commentary:
"Every time I look into my cat's eyes, I can't help but wonder if he's secretly plotting to take over the world with his purr-fect plan 😼🌎 #CatConspiracy"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Commentary:
"Living life as disappointing as an empty birthday card 🎂💸😆 Maybe I'll bring some unexpected surprises next time!"