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Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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10,931

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13,902

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20 minutes ago

3,425

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Going viral on Discord:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Shared recently on Slack:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Just landed via Reddit:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Just shared via YouTube:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Trending via Snapchat:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Reported on Telegram:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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Funny inside quotes 😂 are the secret sauce 🥣 that spices up friendships and family gatherings. They capture those hilarious moments that only insiders get, turning shared experiences into a treasure trove of laughter 🤣 and nostalgia. Whether reminiscing about that unforgettable road trip 🚗 or last year’s holiday drama, these snippets of humor are perfect for inside jokes and bonding moments. Ready to dive into the world of giggles and shared memories? Let’s go! 🥳

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1 week ago
Share →: Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Commentary:
When your playlist takes you from spa day to a full moon werewolf rave 🌕🎶🐺
2 weeks ago
Share →: Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Commentary:
"Why stop at outdoor heating? Let's make outdoor refrigerators a thing too! 😂❄️🍹"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll pack my feelings and carry-on! 🧳😂 #EmotionalBaggage"
1 month ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Commentary:
"Next, I'm planning a heart-to-heart with my toaster—heard it gives bread-st advice! 🥯🤖😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Commentary:
"Finally putting my degree in Couch-ology to good use! 🛋️📚😎"
2 months ago
Share →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"
2 months ago
Share →: Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Commentary:
"Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"
2 months ago
Share →: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Commentary:
"When I look in the mirror, it feels like I'm in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵"
2 months ago
Share →: Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Commentary:
Sounds like summer’s just an extended indoor adventure! 😎❄️🌞

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Just landed via Snapchat:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Shared recently on Discord:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Shared recently on Threads:

Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Going viral on WeChat:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Spotted on Threads:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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