27 Funny insomnia quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a calculator when you have insomnia? 💤➗💭 You become a human mathematician, crunching numbers in your head all night trying to figure out the elusive equation of sleep time. Just remember, counting sheep does not count as a valid mathematical method! 🐑😂 #SleeplessStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I suffer from awesomnia.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle of being too awesome to fall asleep! 😎💤 Sounds like your coolness is keeping you up at night. Embrace the awesomeness and conquer the day, even on limited sleep! 🌟 #AwesomniaIssues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Dear brain, why must you write a grocery list and come up with future business ideas when all I want is some sleep? 🧠💤 Maybe you should consider a career change to night owl consultant or professional dream curator? Just a thought. 🦉💭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? 💤📱 Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you're leading the life of a nocturnal squirrel 🐿️! Up in the morning feeling like nap time, and at night tossing and turning like a restless sloth 🦥. Maybe it's time for a bedtime routine shake-up…or invest in some industrial-strength blackout curtains!😄🌙 #SleepyheadStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive lifestyle of the free-spirited insomniac! 🌙💤 Who needs a pattern anyway when you can rock the trendy 'sleep whenever, wherever' way of life? 😂 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the adventure of never knowing when you'll drift off next! #SleepyButStylish

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to explain to your family the mental gymnastics you've been doing all night like 🤯💤… And all they can say is 'Who asked you to overthink, though?' 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️ #TheOverthinkingStruggle"

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