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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.
2 months ago
The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.
2 months ago
They should invent health insurance that insures your health.
2 months ago
Haircuts should be covered by insurance.
3 months ago
The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.
3 months ago
New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.
3 months ago
My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.
3 months ago