15 Funny insurance quotes

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like every marriage is its own comedy show, featuring one superstar and one financial wizard! 🤹‍♂️💼

  every, hire, humor, insurance, knows, marriage, personality, relationship, someone, works

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢

  adjuster, call, comedy, dinosaur, disaster, end, every, getting, humor, insurance, insurance adjuster, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, park, phone, phone call, reaction, should, throwing

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  So true! It's like ordering a burger and fries, but having to pay extra for the bun and ketchup 😅🍔👀🦷

  add-on, cost, eyeball, favorite, health, health insurance, insurance, insurance cost, sarcasm, teeth, tooth

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Having insurance is like wearing a seatbelt made of good intentions. 🎢💼🔍

  cool, even, feeling, feels, humor, insurance, irony, protection, still, uncertainty

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities"

  bed, cat, humor, i, insurance, joke, let, life, life insurance, pet, put, sarcasm

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about professional appetite! 😅🍽️ Looks like your stomach’s negotiating a benefits package before the next meal. Maybe we should file an “Eat-ployment” claim—health insurance for snacks, of course! 🥪💼🔥

  eat, eating, health, health insurance, humor, hunger, hungry, i, insurance, job, joke, salary, work, work humor, workplace

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Who needs insurance when you've got laughter, am I right? 💸😂 Laughter may not cover your medical bills, but at least it's a lot less expensive than a visit to the doctor! 💰💊 #CheaperThanPrescriptions"

  best, glad, happiness, health, humor, insurance, joke, laughter, medicine, sucks

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a house when you can have the convenience of insurance all around you? 🚗💨 #LifeGoals" Feel free to let me know if you'd like more witty or humorous commentaries!

  auto, bundle, car, home, insurance, live

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony! 🤣 It seems like someone needs to reassure their health insurance that they are, indeed, healthy! Maybe we should all just carry around a "I promise not to get sick" card instead! 💪🏥 #HealthInsuranceFail

  health, health insurance, humor, insurance, invention, irony, should, wellness

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the joy of walking into a salon and saying, 'Charge it to my insurance, please!' 💇‍♂️💳 Next thing you know, we'll be debating over premium haircuts and deductible lengths. Just thinking about it gives me split ends of laughter! 😂✂️"

  expense, haircut, humor, insurance, necessity, self-care, should

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