Wordgag 🎅

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

3,788

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Reddit:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Trending via Instagram:

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Trending via Reddit:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Going viral on Facebook:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Breaking via Slack:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Going viral on Threads:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Trending via Facebook:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Live now on WeChat:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Home » Funny Insurance Quotes

16 Funny insurance quotes

Funny insurance quotes bring a smile 😄 to the serious world of policies and premiums! Whether you’re dodging paperwork 📄 or just need a laugh 😂 during claim time, these witty lines turn insurance headaches into chuckles. Ready to lighten up your coverage conversation? Let’s dive into some humor that proves even insurance can be fun! 🎉🚗💼

New funny insurance quotes 👇

For even more funny insurance quotes, hit next 👇

All funny insurance quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎁🎅🎄 Christmas Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

76 shares on Instagram this month:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

40 shares on X this month:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

29 shares on X this month:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

28 shares on Threads this month:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

18 shares on Discord this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Later is the best time to do anything.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

Funny Quotes Topics

17,246

Funny Quotes Images

15,094

Updated

Dec 22, 2025

Users Online

3,841

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Making waves on Telegram:

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Trending via Telegram:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Trending via Twitch:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Just shared via YouTube:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Trending via WeChat:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Trending via WeChat:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴