Funny insurance quotes

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they've given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025