Funny keeps quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

  Commentary:
  "Guess we'll have to stick to a 'knight in shining armor' theme, but your accent's still jousting all over the UK! 😂🏰🌍 #AccentuateThePositive"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

  Commentary:
  "Sending this email was the adult version of saying 'I dare you to sleep tonight!' 😴📧😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

  Commentary:
  "Guess I should start calling it DadGPT! 😂👨‍💼🤦‍♂️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

  Commentary:
  Winter seems to have a lot on its mind, like a dramatic houseguest who just can't seem to make up its mind! 🤣❄️ Don't worry, Winter, we're all ears for your next rant!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs apples when you've got silliness to ward off the doctor and boredom alike? 🍎🤪 Keep the giggles coming to stay in tip-top shape! 😄 #SillyIsTheNewHealthy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A garlic a day keeps people away.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a personal bubble when you have garlic breath? 😂🧄 Don't worry about personal space, just focus on your garlic space! 💨 #GarlicDefense"

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