48 Funny kind quotes — Wordgag ツ

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

8 hours ago8 hours ago

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

1 week ago1 week ago

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

1 week ago1 week ago

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

1 month ago1 month ago

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

2 months ago2 months ago

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

2 months ago2 months ago

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

2 months ago2 months ago

What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

2 months ago2 months ago

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

2 months ago2 months ago

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

2 months ago2 months ago

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

2 months ago2 months ago

First World War. Kind of nervous.

2 months ago2 months ago

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

2 months ago2 months ago

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

2 months ago2 months ago