58 Funny kind quotes

• This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

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  1 week ago

  am, attitude, humor, i, irony, kind, kindness, man, men, world

• Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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  3 weeks ago

  another, car, cars, communication, curse, driving, excuse, family, friend, generations, horn, humor, kind, me, rage, road, road rage, sarcasm, should

• If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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  1 month ago

  cool, cooler, encounter, family, generation, humor, kids, kind, kindness, parent, parents, teenager, wild

• Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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  1 month ago

  bite, foot, government, humor, kind, know, literally, mosquito, mosquito bite, pleasure, scratching, secret, sensation, stuff, want

• It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

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  1 month ago

  attention, birthday, humor, kind, loser, media, post, self-deprecation, social, social media

• Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

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  1 month ago

  decision, hang, hanging, hanging out, humor, i, just, kind, life, life decision, procrastination, reflection, self, self-reflection, should, something, wonder

• Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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  1 month ago

  clothing, different, frustration, grief, humor, kind, laundry, losing, stain, tee, white, white tee

• What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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  2 months ago

  funny question, humor, kind, life, life of the party, party, psychopath, question, wants

• The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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  2 months ago

  craving, eating, embarrassing, embarrassment, food, humor, i, just, kind, spend, thinking, time

• Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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  2 months ago

  conversation, font, humor, kind, me, menu, question, questions, restaurant, waitress

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