60 Funny kind quotes

• I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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  2 hours ago

  account, bank, couple, humor, i, joint, joint bank account, kind, know, marriage, money, relationship, sex, want

• If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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  5 hours ago

  alive, communication, death, humor, kind, kind word, kindness, legacy, life, pass, people, say, should, want, word, words

• No plans and no pants kind of day.

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  6 hours ago

  casual, comfort, day, home, kind, lazy, lazy day, no pant, no plan, pant, pants, plan, plans, relaxation, stay, stay home

• I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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  7 hours ago

  animal, away, beef, bring, cat, cat food, cow, ego, food, house, humor, i, kind, need, pet, point, stay

• People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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  8 hours ago

  afraid, behavior, emotion, fear, kind, kindness, people, people pleaser, personality, pleaser, social, social behavior

• Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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  9 hours ago

  airplane, ale, biscoff, biscoff cookie, cookie, delta, delta flight, drink, eat, flight, funny habit, ginger, ginger ale, habit, kind, position, pretend, sit, sitting, sitting position, snack, sometimes, unnatural

• There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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  9 hours ago

  August, emotion, explain, feeling, grief, i, kind, late, late August, nostalgia, sadness, seasonal, seasonal feeling, weird

• You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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  12 hours ago

  camera, classic, classic movie, director, ever, fact, film, film director, film history, funny observation, history, IMDb, kind, movie, movie fact, movie trivia, observation, old, sucks, sun, time, trivia, watch

• I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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  14 hours ago

  alone, days, else, everyone, getaway, house, humor, i, kind, myself, need, relaxation, solitude, vacation, where

• I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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  20 hours ago

  adult, adults, child, freak, got, humor, i, kind, kindness, little, old, old soul, sad, sadness, saying, self-deprecation, soul, think

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