I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger. Posted on6 days ago
An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication. Posted on6 days ago
I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude. Posted on1 week ago
Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do. Posted on1 week ago
I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever. Posted on1 week ago
I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks. Posted on1 week ago
Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering. Posted on1 week ago
You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling. Posted on1 week ago
Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago