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Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Spotted on X:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Just shared via Pinterest:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Trending via Snapchat:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Spotted on Facebook:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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33 Funny kind quotes

Funny kind quotes bring a delightful twist to your day, combining humor with heartwarming wisdom! 😂✨ These playful gems remind us that kindness is best served with a side of laughter, making life a bit brighter and our spirits a lot lighter. 🌟 Whether you’re looking to uplift a friend or add a smile to your own face, these quotes are the perfect blend of giggles and goodwill. Dive into the joy and spread the cheer! 🥳❤️

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6 days ago
Share →: First World War. Kind of nervous.

Commentary:
I hope they had a solid WiFi signal in the trenches to Google "how to win a war" 📡🔍💣
1 week ago
Share →: That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Commentary:
Embracing the weirdo vibes, one odd sock at a time! 🧦🤪
1 week ago
Share →: I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Commentary:
"When life gives you grapefruits, swap them for pancakes! 🥞😂 #GrapefruitGoals #TeamPancakes"
1 week ago
Share →: I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Commentary:
"Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Commentary:
"Same here! I think I left my glass in the Twilight Zone. 🍷🤦‍♂️ #LostAndThirsty"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Commentary:
"Kindness is the key to pool party invites! 🏊‍♂️😄💦"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"
4 weeks ago
Share →: My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

Commentary:
"Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! ☕😜 #JavaJester"
1 month ago
Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"
2 months ago
Share →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

…

Commentary:
"Time to dust off my badge and go undercover as the neighborhood's top detective. Reporting live from Party-Proof Headquarters! 🚓🎉🔍 #UninvitedVibes"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Slack:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Reported on LinkedIn:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Live now on Discord:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Reported on LinkedIn:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Just landed via Reddit:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Going viral on Facebook:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Making waves on Reddit:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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