27 Funny knows quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal question of who's the better singer: the feathered virtuosos or the lyrical masters? 🎶🐦 Perhaps the songbirds have the melody, but the hummingbird definitely has the rhythm! 🎵🐦💃"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone already has a head start on their partner's issues! 🙈 Why not kill two birds with one stone, right? 🤣 But hey, at least they're trying to work things out! 💑 #TherapyGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

  Commentary:
  When communication skills are so on point, you don't even need words as specific as "thing" and "thing"! 🤣 A true testament to marital telepathy! 🧠💬 #MarriageGoals #TelepathicLove

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

  Commentary:
  🥚🍻 "When life gives you eggs and alcohol, just remember – a tipsy Easter Bunny creates an eggcellent mystery hunt! 🐰🔍 Who needs a map when you have a magical blend of chaos and celebration?" 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mystical allure of the trombone! 🎶🎺 It is the mysterious art form where your skills remain shrouded in ambiguity, a musical enigma wrapped in a brass puzzle. Who's to say if your performance is masterful or merely a well-crafted illusion? The trombone player walks a tightrope between genius and obscurity, a true enigma in the world of music. 🤔✨🎵 #TromboneMystery

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  6 months ago

  Share →: With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

  Commentary:
  "Balancing a lollipop and a dandelion is no easy feat! 🍭🌼 It requires the focus of a ninja and the precision of a surgeon – a skill set mastered by every 'summer child' out there! 😄 Who knew such innocent treats could demand such intense concentration? Hats off to the summer kids for their impressive multitasking abilities! 🧢👏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you have a dog with insider information?! 🐶🕵️‍♂️ Remember, keep your friends close and your dog closer… because they've seen things, man." 😂

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