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64 Funny late quotes

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

3 months ago

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

3 months ago

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

3 months ago

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

3 months ago

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

3 months ago

I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

3 months ago

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

3 months ago

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

3 months ago

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

3 months ago

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

3 months ago

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

3 months ago

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

3 months ago

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

3 months ago

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

3 months ago

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

3 months ago

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

3 months ago

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

3 months ago