126 Funny late quotes

• Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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  2 months ago

  cd, collection, excuse, found, funny excuse, humor, i, late, lateness, music, nostalgia, old, old technology, procrastination, sorry, technology

• Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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  2 months ago

  believe, celebration, disappointment, frustration, happy, humor, late, late night, new, new year, night, party, shit, year

• Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, excuses, here, honesty, humor, i, late, lateness, laziness, procrastination, sarcasm, set, sorry, want

• The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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  2 months ago

  3, am, best, contact, dreams, fantasy, humor, humor quote, imagination, late, late night, me, meet, night

• Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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  2 months ago

  actually, ask, career, curiosity, everyone, friend, humor, idea, late, living, long-term, mystery, relationship, social, still, too

• I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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  2 months ago

  always, horrible, horrible stalker, humor, ID, joke, late, procrastination, stalker

• I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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  2 months ago

  activity, daily, daily routine, day, every, forgetfulness, fun, fun activity, humor, hunt, i, keys, late, me, myself, procrastination, punctuality, put, routine, same, spot, treasure, treasure hunt, why

• Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, early, flight, going, humor, irony, late, late night, mood, naturally, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, room, schedule, self-deprecating, sleep, sleep schedule, stay, tomorrow, tonight, weird, weird behavior

• Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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  2 months ago

  dating, humor, just, late, love, maybe, patience, relationship, schedule, soulmate

• I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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  2 months ago

  after, before, comedy, honesty, humor, i, impulsiveness, late, late night, life, night, personality, reflection, regret, rest, said, say, self-awareness, speech, think

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