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3 months ago
Share →: When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Commentary:
🚶‍♂️💨 "When you're late for work, just remember: walk in like you own the place and blame it on traffic with a poker face. Bonus points if you throw in some dramatic sighs and eye rolls for added effect! Who said being fashionably late couldn't be a comedy show in itself? 😂 #LateButFabulous"
3 months ago
Share →: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Whoever said midnight snacks are a sin clearly hasn't been to the fridge after dark 🌙💡🍕 Let there be light, and let there be snacks!"
3 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Commentary:
"Oops, I guess punctuality wasn't on my priority list today! ⏰😅 Better late than never, right? Let's pretend I arrived fashionably late! 💁‍♂️ #SorryNotSorry"
3 months ago
Share →: I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of balancing your own sleep with the well-being of your leftovers. It's like a moral dilemma straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy. To eat, or not to eat… that is the question! Whether 'tis nobler to grant yourself sweet dreams, or to suffer the pangs of a rumbling stomach past midnight. Alas, poor pizza slice, I knew him well!"
4 months ago
Share →: The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of timing – the key to making sure they're already invested in your weirdness before they even realize it! Sneakily brilliant, I must say."
4 months ago
Share →: She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about motivation! 💪 Push-ups at 3am just to impress her? That's dedication! 🌟 Who needs a gym when you have a crush like that, right? 😂 #LateNightWorkouts #LoveMotivation"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Commentary:
"No worries, we all have our 'plastic brain' moments! 😄 Just make sure to recycle any stray thoughts properly! 🧠🔄"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Commentary:
"Sorry for my fashionable delay, folks! 🚗🎶 Sometimes you just can't abandon a killer carpool karaoke session, am I right? Until next time, stay tuned for more musical traffic jams! 🎤🕺"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a legitimate reason for being fashionably late! 🍩📸 Who can resist capturing such adorable donut-shaped moments, right? Next time, just blame it on the dog – guaranteed no one will be mad! 😄🐶 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Commentary:
"Whoops, hope my tardiness didn't launch any major concerns! 🤦‍♂️ Next time, I'll stick to the traditional 'running late' excuse instead of aiming for a grand entrance! 🏰💥"