128 Funny leave quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  So that's why you always know when the coffee is brewing 😄👽🛸

  alien, alone, ancient, home, home planet, humor, just, leave, loneliness, me, planet, please, return, sci-fi, time, time travel, travel, trying

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a purr-fect plan! 🐱🏡😸

  cat, cool, humor, i, intrusion, just, leave, life, never, pet, relationship, stray, stray cat

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sending buttered thoughts your way 🧈😂 Stay strong in the face of crumby adversity!

  butter, complaint, crumb, crumbs, difficult, difficult time, family, humor, keep, leave, me, please, thoughts, time, visiting, visitor

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When fake laughter workouts become part of the job description 🤣💼🤦‍♂️

  alone, exhausting, exhaustion, fake, fake laugh, humor, interaction, just, laugh, laughing, leave, life, me, mental, mental exhaustion, mentally, office, office life, please, social, social interaction, work

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my Tupperware is throwing wild parties and I'm never invited! 🥳🥤📦

  apparently, appear, clutter, cupboard, extra, humor, kitchen, leave, lid, lids, nowhere, organization, storage, too, Tupperware

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Every time I leave the house, I'm reminded why sweatpants exist 😂🙈

  admission, admit, afraid, bad, bad decision, daily, daily life, decision, example, good, house, humor, i, idea, irony, leave, leaving, leaving house, life, mistake, self-deprecation, terrible, thought, today, wrong

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Same here! I'm all about those adventures from the couch with "Netflix and definitely no chill" 🛋️📺😴

  comfort, day, favorite, home, house, introvert, lazy, lazy day, leave, leisure, relaxation, stay, stay home, thing, weekend

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Just trying not to trip over my own feet 😆🌕💃

  activity, early, early leave, email, finds, fun, fun activity, hope, humor, leave, moonwalking, motivation, work

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden

  alone, Friday, frustration, humor, i, independence, introvert, leave, me, please, ran, small, small talk, solitude, talk, Tuesday

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to leave work early because I look too good and my coworkers can't handle the distraction 😎💼🚪

  confidence, early, flirtation, fun, humor, leave, leave early, let, sexy, should, work

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