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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.
My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.
Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.
Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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1 month ago
Share →: I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Commentary:
"Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Commentary:
"When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"
1 month ago
Share →: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦‍♀️💪🍫😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Commentary:
"Guess I'd have to walk the plank of shame, Captain Calm is off-duty! ⚓️😅 #LandlubberLife"
2 months ago
Share →: Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Commentary:
"Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? 🏃‍♂️🤔 Well, you might shed a few tears instead of pounds! Remember, emotions are calories for the soul; you can't outrun those feelings, but a good run might clear your mind and boost your mood! 🏃‍♀️💪"
2 months ago
Share →: Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

Commentary:
😂🤦‍♂️ "Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?" Classic case of priorities gone awry! Who needs a missing appetite when you have a wandering mind making unexpected disappearances? 🤪 Just imagine misplacing your appetite and finding it curled up with your socks in the laundry basket! 🧐 #LostAppetiteBrainStillIntact
3 months ago
Share →: I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Commentary:
"Who needs a girlfriend when you can have an arch-nemesis instead? 😂💔 Watch out, we've got a superhero in the making!"
3 months ago
Share →: Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy clothes when you can rock a potato sack with style? 🥔💃 If they can't appreciate your tater-chic vibes, then they're obviously not worth keeping around! #PotatoSackFashionista"
3 months ago
Share →: My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you've got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest"
3 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bad luck charm' relationship dynamic! 🌪️ But hey, at least they're always around, right? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a four-leaf clover when you have such consistent 'luck' by your side? 🍀😂"